141: Old Farts, New Smells

Keith · 09-22-2005, 06:18 PM

"I bet you still gotta use bigger and bigger vibrators until finally you need a jackhammer."

LD · 09-22-2005, 07:29 PM

Daniella Westbrook was an actress (and party whore) on UK soap Eastenders.

From Wikipedia:

Daniella Westbrook (born 5 November 1973) is a British actress famous for playing Samantha Mitchell in the popular BBC soap opera EastEnders. She joined the series in 1990 and played the character on and off until 2000, the character is now played by Kim Medcalf.

Daniella later became the subject of a series of tabloid newspaper stories when excessive cocaine use had completely eroded away her nasal septum.

"a penis is like a breath of fresh air" - Chemda. Instant quote.

tw2113 · 09-22-2005, 09:13 PM

i'm so glad i don't encounter people at all at one of my jobs. They'd see this weird kid with huge headphones laughing a lot. KATG gets me through my work hour(when they put out the show in time).

BlueCC · 09-22-2005, 09:52 PM

Is anyone able to correctly guess which song will be played at the end? It was nearly impossible for me to guess on this particular show.

dtheman · 09-23-2005, 12:05 AM

Love the show, Patrice is the queen of gosip

LD · 09-23-2005, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by dtheman

Love the show, Patrice is the queen of gosip

yes if it wasn't for another gossip thursday Keith would have missed an important story about C. C. DeVille and we would have missed another anecdote about his father.

And to think he wanted to kill gossip thursday. For shame, Mr Malley. For shame.

Jeffa · 09-23-2005, 05:04 AM

Welcome back Patrice, loved the show!

germuhknee · 09-23-2005, 06:50 AM

So KATG drive a Hyundai, eh? Gotta do something about that. They were talking about hybrids ... makes sense what with the price of gas ... lesseee...

Got it! What about putting up a link on keithandthegirl.com so that kindhearted listeners can help them buy a hybrid? Maybe with a PayPal option? And in return ... Keith could promise to flash his balls on the web cam! Seems perfectly fair, and not at all whorish.

It would probably be too tacky to post an Amazon wishlist as well, though. Let's just stick with the free car.

Working is for assholes!

tranzorz · 09-23-2005, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by germuhknee

So KATG drive a Hyundai, eh? Gotta do something about that. They were talking about hybrids ... makes sense what with the price of gas ... lesseee...

Got it! What about putting up a link on keithandthegirl.com so that kindhearted listeners can help them buy a hybrid? Maybe with a PayPal option? And in return ... Keith could promise to flash his balls on the web cam! Seems perfectly fair, and not at all whorish.

It would probably be too tacky to post an Amazon wishlist as well, though. Let's just stick with the free car.

Working is for assholes!

I thought these guys lived in the city. WTF do they need a hybrid for?? Don't you ride the subway?

tranzorz · 09-23-2005, 10:45 AM

An arrest picture, guys:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/kitaenmug1.html

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09-22-2005, 07:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
LD Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NC and straight on 'til morning Posts: 305	Daniella Westbrook was an actress (and party whore) on UK soap Eastenders. From Wikipedia: Daniella Westbrook (born 5 November 1973) is a British actress famous for playing Samantha Mitchell in the popular BBC soap opera EastEnders. She joined the series in 1990 and played the character on and off until 2000, the character is now played by Kim Medcalf. Daniella later became the subject of a series of tabloid newspaper stories when excessive cocaine use had completely eroded away her nasal septum. "a penis is like a breath of fresh air" - Chemda. Instant quote.
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tw2113 Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 33	i'm so glad i don't encounter people at all at one of my jobs. They'd see this weird kid with huge headphones laughing a lot. KATG gets me through my work hour(when they put out the show in time).
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Jeffa Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 60	Nigger, Please! Welcome back Patrice, loved the show!
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germuhknee Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Germany Posts: 687	Hyundai, Schmyundai So KATG drive a Hyundai, eh? Gotta do something about that. They were talking about hybrids ... makes sense what with the price of gas ... lesseee... Got it! What about putting up a link on keithandthegirl.com so that kindhearted listeners can help them buy a hybrid? Maybe with a PayPal option? And in return ... Keith could promise to flash his balls on the web cam! Seems perfectly fair, and not at all whorish. It would probably be too tacky to post an Amazon wishlist as well, though. Let's just stick with the free car. Working is for assholes!
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09-23-2005, 10:45 AM	#10 (permalink)
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