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Keith 03-09-2012 06:34 PM

1549: Cookie Monster
 
"The way I'm seein' him eat this cookie; who needs sex?"


http://www.avclub.com/articles/week-of-march-17,70628

www.HellAndHeartaches.com

www.facebook.com/DannyHatchComedy



scottperezfox 03-09-2012 06:45 PM

Just listened to the segment, and I actually laughed. I agree, this is a silly video indeed. My friend Craig had just returned from England and brought me a souvenir in the form of Waitrose Digestives. My roommate wanted to see what the big deal was about so we recorded this one random night.

I remember when I first posted this, our KATG pal 36Dee corrected my technique, asserting that I should be using tea! You see, this is a serious issue.

Next time I see Cat I will absolutely put money in the palm of her hand and apologise profusely. I'm gonna leave the video up. Carry on with the funnies.

PS, in spite of me putting my foot in my mouth time and time again, I echo Allison's sentiments regarding 7 years of KATG. I've met a tremendous number of great people*— from across the globe — and The Keith and The Girl Show has been a standby during an altogether strange time in my life.

Enunciated Piffle 03-09-2012 08:42 PM

Dan Lawrence is the man. Big Patrice fan. Glad the show was saved.

Tech007 03-09-2012 09:10 PM

What a to-do. Mac crashed AND interface blew up?? I blame Rush Limbaugh and the sun spots he summoned to smite the non-believers. A pox on you both!

The best part of saving this show was being able to hear what happens around the 35 minute mark. "He wouldn't share the cookies he didn't pay for" I like how Patrice and Chemda get wound up into overdrive over the SPF shenanigans. Comedy gold. As per usual.

And Scott - In a yoghurt cup? Really?

I'd also like to echo the comments Allison and Scott have made about the show. I cherish my new, fake internet friends met through this listening to the show and participating in forums and live events. Happy Seven Years one and all. L'Chaim!


Podcast / Audio Geek note: The show recording, made by the my new co-Best Man friend Dan Lawrence, was recovered by a brand new audio tool made by a German x-ray technician. It is truly magical and recovered an otherwise rooned file. It smooths out digital clips like no other device currently on the market. Worth every penny. Look forward to meeting you at the wedding Dan !

http://www.perfectdeclipper.com/

FreydNot 03-10-2012 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tech007 (Post 721252)
Podcast / Audio Geek note: The show recording, made by the my new co-Best Man friend Dan Lawrence, was recovered by a brand new audio tool made by a German x-ray technician. It is truly magical and recovered an otherwise rooned file. It smooths out digital clips like no other device currently on the market. Worth every penny. Look forward to meeting you at the wedding Dan !

http://www.perfectdeclipper.com/

I'm Dan Lawrence (I go by FreydNot on the forums and twitter). Nice save, Tech! My audio was clearly distorted and Perfect DeClipper did a great job cleaning it up.

For those interested, I started auto-recording the shows back when they didn't post Friday's show until late into the weekend. I figured I could record the stream and listen at my leisure. I did that for a bit but lost interest. I turned it into an automatic process before one of the marathon shows. Unfortunately the streaming server was overloaded so my recordings didn't turn out so good (I think the slow, crappy computer I was using was also part of the problem). I finally moved it over to a server at my office which had some extra CPU power available and its been working swell ever since.

I almost always listen to the regular podcast feed for daily shows. My recordings are a backup in case they don't post an episode by the time I want to hear it or times like this where something blows up. The podcast feed is higher quality (the encode bitrate is higher and in stereo) but the live stream is usually very good. I think I am recording from the same server the KATG iPhone app tunes into.

The mic checks can be fun and I feel hearing what everyone had for breakfast really brings me closer. I'm not planning on making a compilation, but if Keith or Chemda want to orchestrate something, I have the raw materials.

I think everyone should listen to a live show at least a few times. It feels like a more personal experience since you hear all of the behind the scenes stuff.

I guess I should get a kickstarter going to raise funds for a Fuxedo and airfare from Seattle to Somerset.

[slurp]I use a virtual Ubuntu server that calls a shell script from a cron job using curl to save the stream to the hard disk[/slurp]

lizzy1e 03-11-2012 05:37 AM

Most of the clothing here is made in China and a lot of the labels have random shit written under the washing indtructions for no apparent reason. I have one t-shirt whose label ends in "reading is fun"...

Enunciated Piffle 03-11-2012 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreydNot (Post 721261)
The mic checks can be fun and I feel hearing what everyone had for breakfast really brings me closer. [/slurp]

Cheers to you, Sir! I'm obsessed with the show, but then I see THIS level of fandom and am blown away. They say that if a time machine ever were to be built, it could only go back to the date it was built. This is unfortunate. I was hoping to go back to 2005 and become a KatG fan. All those years...just wasted. Sad in a way. I didn't DL podcasts until 2009. How is it that all these fans started back in 2005 - 2006. Are you all techs or something?

Enunciated Piffle 03-11-2012 01:10 PM

20 Something is Nothing
 
I refuse to vote on this poll. Danny and his gal are both 20. Nothing matters when your 20. Look at Pat Dixon. He got married at 20. Divorce! I would argue the only thing that matters at that age is to avoid STD's and don't develop a drug habit.

brokenbottleboy 03-11-2012 03:33 PM

Hi Keith and Chemda,

Thanks for reading my email on the show and for mentioning my blog. Would love to interview you guys again at some point in the future especially now you've passed the seven year milestone. Come do a show in Ireland sometime. I'm now in Dublin.

Peace, love and KATG,

Mic

dannyhatch 03-11-2012 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle (Post 721315)
I refuse to vote on this poll. Danny and his gal are both 20. Nothing matters when your 20. Look at Pat Dixon. He got married at 20. Divorce! I would argue the only thing that matters at that age is to avoid STD's and don't develop a drug habit.

I like that you're taking a stand and refusing to vote in a poll about my dumb relationship. Relax. The world is laughing around you, join in from time to time.

dannyhatch 03-11-2012 04:30 PM

That said, I dunno, it's whatever. That was dumb, I guess, I'm sorry, I dunno.

BrianAlt 03-11-2012 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dannyhatch (Post 721323)
That said, I dunno, it's whatever. That was dumb, I guess, I'm sorry, I dunno.

I think this is what he meant.

Enunciated Piffle 03-11-2012 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dannyhatch (Post 721322)
The world is laughing around you, join in from time to time.

Meh. I'm kinda busy. I appreciate your permission, though. :D

Bucho 03-12-2012 03:05 AM

The fire in me that burns for Patrice remains undiminished. Hot damn is she still utterly magnificent.

And Danny was fucking GREAT this episode. Love what he brought to the table and loved how he talked about it.

sklXbns 03-12-2012 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle (Post 721313)
They say that if a time machine ever were to be built, it could only go back to the date it was built.

By "they", do you mean "idiots" or "cartoon characters"?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle (Post 721315)
Nothing matters when your 20.

Your, you're - who fucking cares? Right, adult?

Enunciated Piffle 03-12-2012 09:23 AM

It's creepy that a grown ADULT male obsesses over my grammer on a comedy chat forum. Also, it's just sad. Perhaps, someone needs to get laid.

sklXbns 03-12-2012 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle (Post 721346)
It's creepy that a grown ADULT male obsesses over my grammer on a comedy chat forum. Also, it's just sad. Perhaps, someone needs to get laid.

Grammar, you moron. (Don't forget that you're a poor speller, too.)

All of this effort is because I hate you. This is real and true hate. Any word on when you're coming down to Arkansas? I sent you the directions.

dannyhatch 03-12-2012 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucho (Post 721341)
The fire in me that burns for Patrice remains undiminished. Hot damn is she still utterly magnificent.

And Danny was fucking GREAT this episode. Love what he brought to the table and loved how he talked about it.

Hey thanks! That was very kind of you to say. I appreciate it.

lizzy1e 03-12-2012 12:45 PM

Got my first brand new PC in over a decade and now all I hear when it starts up is "♫♪ a-fuck-a-you ♫♪".

It was great watching Chemda's interview on Mixergy even if it does take me 3 hours to watch a 1 hour-video online in this country - Nigerians dropping anchor? Some great insight on how to make it as an artist and I really learned a lot about the show. I had to devolve back into an IP for a bit thanks to aforementioned PC, but will join up again soon for sure. You guys are an inspiration.

Enunciated Piffle 03-12-2012 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sklXbns (Post 721351)
Grammar, you moron. (Don't forget that you're a poor speller, too.)

All of this effort is because I hate you. This is real and true hate. Any word on when you're coming down to Arkansas? I sent you the directions.

Your address would be appreciated.

sklXbns 03-12-2012 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lizzy1e (Post 721365)
It was great watching Chemda's interview on Mixergy even if it does take me 3 hours to watch a 1 hour-video online in this country - Nigerians dropping anchor? Some great insight on how to make it as an artist and I really learned a lot about the show. I had to devolve back into an IP for a bit thanks to aforementioned PC, but will join up again soon for sure. You guys are an inspiration.

Not only did I learn more about running a business and some behind the scenes stuff of KATG, I also learned about the differences between a forward slash and a back slash. It's a win/win\win!

Enunciated Piffle 03-12-2012 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sklXbns (Post 721351)
All of this effort is because I hate you. This is real and true hate.

I'll make you a deal. We'll settle this with our fists. I want it video-recorded. The winner gets to post the outcome here on the forums. The loser, must leave the forums. Agreed?

sklXbns 03-12-2012 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle (Post 721367)
Your address would be appreciated.

First, let's see if you even make it here. And since I know you know how to PM me, just do that when you're in town. Be sure to give me a little notice, too. Maybe just a day or two; nothing too crazy - does that work for you?

I know you're just a dumb-fuck who is just yapping, but I couldn't be more serious. I would knock each of your four teeth out of your head if given the opportunity.

dEadERest 03-12-2012 01:02 PM

can we do a kick-starter for this?

Enunciated Piffle 03-12-2012 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sklXbns (Post 721370)
I know you're just a dumb-fuck who is just yapping, but I couldn't be more serious.

You fucked with the wrong stranger, kid. You have no idea who I am, or what I'm capable of. This is going to make the news. Guy drives all the way down from western Montana to Conway, AR to beat some fool's ass who runs his mouth on the internet. I assure you. This is very real. Just so you know, I AM going to find you. Your name is Joseph Morrison. Your a chiropractor. You live in a small town. It's not like I need a detective.

Enunciated Piffle 03-12-2012 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dEadERest (Post 721371)
can we do a kick-starter for this?

Absolutely. I've thought about this and I do not wish for it to bring 'negative' publicity to KatG, though..

Keith 03-12-2012 01:40 PM

It's okay.

sklXbns 03-12-2012 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle (Post 721373)
You fucked with the wrong stranger, kid. You have no idea who I am, or what I'm capable of. This is going to make the news. Guy drives all the way down from western Montana to Conway, AR to beat some fool's ass who runs his mouth on the internet. I assure you. This is very real. Just so you know, I AM going to find you. Your name is Joseph Morrison. Your a chiropractor. You live in a small town. It's not like I need a detective.

Your: possessive pronoun

You're: contraction of "you are"

I'll need you to pass a mental evaluation to prove that you have the mental capacity of an average adult. Do you think you can handle that, ace?

lizzy1e 03-12-2012 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle (Post 721373)
You fucked with the wrong stranger, kid. You have no idea who I am, or what I'm capable of. This is going to make the news. Guy drives all the way down from western Montana to Conway, AR to beat some fool's ass who runs his mouth on the internet. I assure you. This is very real. Just so you know, I AM going to find you. Your name is Joseph Morrison. Your a chiropractor. You live in a small town. It's not like I need a detective.

In the words of Chris Gore: "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!"

dEadERest 03-12-2012 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sklXbns (Post 721378)
I'll need you to pass a mental evaluation to prove that you have the mental capacity of an average adult.

settin' the bar kinda low, donchathink?

sklXbns 03-12-2012 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dEadERest (Post 721381)
settin' the bar kinda low, donchathink?

I have to set it that low. I really want this to happen.

dEadERest 03-12-2012 03:04 PM

In the spirit of full disclosure, I have always avoided fighting. I've always been largish. Funny how it's often the little guys who then call you out . .
But I've been able to talk or joke my way out of it. Being a brass player, my chops and teeth are important so I'll self-deprecate, what do I care what a drunk guy thinks about me.

So, to clarify, piffle wants to travel to skXbns for a mutually desired confrontation but the later wants the former to pass a test?
Am I missing something?
I think we all want you guys to be happy . .

sklXbns 03-12-2012 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dEadERest (Post 721383)
So, to clarify, piffle wants to travel to skXbns for a mutually desired confrontation but the later wants the former to pass a test?
Am I missing something?
I think we all want you guys to be happy.

I didn't start with the attacks on here. Also, I didn't suggest we fight. I did reply to a post of his, just before it deleted it, in which is was stating that he was using MapQuest to find directions to where I live. I'm just doing my part making sure this cock-sucker looks even more foolish than he has already made himself look.

dannyhatch 03-12-2012 04:04 PM

Shake your dicks, gentlemen. This pissing contest is over.

sklXbns 03-12-2012 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dannyhatch (Post 721386)
Shake your dicks, gentlemen.

It's always dicks with this guy. I'm just razzing you, buddy. But, seriously, is this supposed to be on or off cam?

dannyhatch 03-12-2012 05:23 PM

Off cam unless you want it to haunt you for the rest of your life.

Enunciated Piffle 03-12-2012 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith (Post 721377)
It's okay.

Excellent. It's agreed then. Nothing is more satisfying than having Keith or Chemda read whatever stupid shit you write here on the forums...but breaking little Joey's face...I mean, to actually create content..well, now...what's better? See, you're a bully, Joe. You may have this delusion that your some sort of pseudo-intellectual twat that recites Bill Hicks jokes and corrects people, (repeatedly - at nauseum) about their spelling and grammar, but in reality: you are simply a bully with a nerd mask. You are an asshole. Just a mean person with nothing but a big mouth to announce how important you are - you're not. My suggestion would be to start hitting the gym.

Enunciated Piffle 03-12-2012 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sklXbns (Post 721385)
I didn't start with the attacks on here. .

This is a lie. You started commenting on every post I made. You said that "IF there was a way to know that my daughter [offspring] would be taken care of - you would love to see me set on fire." I told you this was a mistake you would regret. Also, it is MY IDEA to end this face to face. You're an awful person who thinks they can run their mouth - w/ no consequences. Anyone who looks at the things you have said, will know who and what you are.

Enunciated Piffle 03-12-2012 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lizzy1e (Post 721380)
In the words of Chris Gore: "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!"

If only life were that simple.

Keith 03-12-2012 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle (Post 721392)
(repeatedly - at nauseum)

I made you your own pen, so get going. I can't let your two gems get lost in show discussion.


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