1665: Do You Mind?

[Earl Dukes]

Originally Posted by oie

I dunno. Why are you a piece of shit? Haha. Just kidding. But still, fuck you. Why? Why not?

Haha, dude, for real, you piece of shit. JK, bro. I'm just joshin' ya'. But seriously. Seriously. Your mother's a cunt, and she thought it was a baby coming out, but, it turns out, it was just a mega-load. Load of the century. The world ends in 2012 as a retrospective result of your mom's ultra-shit back in 19-whatever. Haha, kidding. Your mom's a lovely gal.

You're right, though. Chemda can do whatever she wants. hellomoto, just fake smile and walk away. Or just don't do anything at all, since this is the internet.

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by Earl Dukes

My dad(s) wasn't weird. You guys are mostly freaking me out, because that's exactly the shit I do, and I'm probably gonna be the weird dad some day. I don't get my coffee in (not a bad idea, though ), but I can knock out a couple pages on the john and get reading momentum for the rest of the day. I shower with the door open to keep it from steaming up the mirror and being unable to shave my head fast enough. Not sure why I shit with the door open. I don't think 30min is so long, but most people think so. I take so long cause I wanna make sure to squeeze every last bit out.

Protip: Sitting for too long can lead to hemorrhoids, even if you aren't straining. Even just sitting in that position puts pressure on that area.

Showering with the door open is fine. Shitting with the door open is just different.

[Earl Dukes]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Protip: Sitting for too long can lead to hemorrhoids, even if you aren't straining. Even just sitting in that position puts pressure on that area.

Showering with the door open is fine. Shitting with the door open is just different.

On my off days, I sit much less than that, move around and do shit for an hour, and then I have to poop again. But when I've gotta be out the door an hour after waking up, I have no choice. My shits must be a lot bigger than most people's.

[dannyhatch]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Jerry Garcia was a fat-fuck who smoked 3 packs of cigarettes a day, ate McDonalds cheeseburgers, and was ultimately a big , fat , nothing.

Hey I liked him in Ocean's Eleven. He didn't seem too fat in that movie.

[Bucho]

I back Chemda 100% on not knowing if Keith's stories are true or not. He's told so many ludicrous true stories about his family and his home town that by now something as simple as buying expired medical supplies doesn't seem far fetched at all. I know she's a notoriously bad liar but some time this week I'd still like to see Chemda try to trick Keith with a made-up story to prove her point that so much real crazy shit happens in this world it's very easy to buy into made-up crazy shit.

I think Keith made me laugh harder throughout this episode than I have for a while though. Top notch return from the break (and perfect follow up to those two all-time great eps that lead into the break).

[Junkenstein]

my father does the same thign when he goes to the bathroom. his main reason is that its his house and hell do waht he wants.

its like theres a rudeness that got harsher when he hit a certain age.

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by dannyhatch

Fun show. The best part was whenever you talked about me. (I'm embracing my fame whore role completely now.)

I think the best part was when they talked about me. When they talked about you was a close second though.

[bw81]

Such a great episode. Am I the only where I can picture an Eric Skove(?) animation happening alongside the airplane "Do you mind?" section?

Make it so!

[Mark Sandiego]

The only times I've seen airlines move passengers around at the last minute is because of some rule about not allowing more that some amount of children in the same row of seats due to the number of available oxygen masks. Planes are not canoes, I don't think a few hundred or even thousand pounds of weight difference from one side of the plane versus another makes any difference.

I would expect problems with an e-ticket on my phone. Either airline system problems or the staff not knowing how to deal with it. Not worth the hassle. I'll take the time to print it.

[rodimusprime]

Maaaaaan! I was at my desk about to choke from laughter during this episode. The role playing segments with Chemda as the First Lady and the aggressive plane customer were my favorite thing ever. Keith's analysis of the debate was spot on too.