1816: Carlos Danger

[Scumhook]

Apology for that joke - not accepted

That was fucking disgraceful.

And yeah, I'm criminal scum living in a flyblown shitheap of a sandpit at the arse end of the earth.

[Keith]

Originally Posted by DJQuad

Pipe down or I'll post the pics of you in your underpants from like 7 years ago when I fixed your cam.

Remember that? We were debating live shows but your cam wouldn't work. I remotely connected to your computer, installed the cam drivers, then suddenly it worked. I guess you didn't have much faith that I'd get it working based on your attire.

Now THAT was funny. Good times. I've never seen a brighter shade of red.

P.S. I didn't take any screenshots but I wish I did, especially if you are running for congress.

Well of course you didn't. I was faster than your hook.

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by Keith

Well of course you didn't. I was faster than your hook.

No kidding. You jumped up faster than .. than .. a jumping bean or something.

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

Apology for that joke - not accepted

That was fucking disgraceful.

And yeah, I'm criminal scum living in a flyblown shitheap of a sandpit at the arse end of the earth.

No worries, I live in the armpit of the midwest.

No wonder we drink ourselves silly.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by DJQuad

No worries, I live in the armpit of the midwest.

No wonder we drink ourselves silly.

Where - Gary IN?

or that might be the arsehole of the midwest. I get all those flyover fuckholes confused.

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

Where - Gary IN?

or that might be the arsehole of the midwest. I get all those flyover fuckholes confused.

Close! Gary is a little over an hour away. Basically the same fuckhole.

Or as you metric fuckers insist on, about 90 kilometers.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by DJQuad

Close! Gary is a little over an hour away. Basically the same fuckhole.

Or as you metric fuckers insist on, about 90 kilometers.

For your sake, I hope you're not an hour South (or West or East) of Gary...

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

if I come over there and fucking find it, I'm going to shove it up your arsehole"; then who am I to object?

I'm too drunk to find the logic in this, so I'll ask but one important question.

Does vegemite vibrate?

It's one of those 'end of the day' questions.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

I'm too drunk to find the logic in this, so I'll ask but one important question.

Does vegemite vibrate?

It's one of those 'end of the day' questions.

Yes, piffo, that was indeed an important question.

I'm glad to see you're not wasting your time thinking about stupid subjects.

Vegemite vibrates in the same way that used axle grease vibrates.

The key difference between axle grease and vegemite, is that axle grease is OK to eat.

[da_ticklah]

We had 2 couples RSVP to our Wedding and just not show up