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View Poll Results: Should Chemda be the one to give her daughter her first sex toy?
Yes. 12 15.79%
No; Aunt Emmy should be the one. 29 38.16%
Huh? Chemda should stay out of it! 35 46.05%
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Old 12-11-2013, 03:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I love a good poll
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I always find it a little weird when a guy is reading a men's mag like Ralph or FHM on the train, sitting there getting horny, having a good, lingering look at the centrefold...

I think Chemda is coming from a good place but I'm so glad my mum didn't introduce me to toys.
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My first porn magazine purchase was Club. I remember it clearly because my hands were shaking while I was in line at the register. But I got over that. The first time I got busted I had two or three porn magazines under my bed. I later figured out that if I took the bottom drawer of my dresser out there was a place to stash my porn. I've since graduated to online porn and am trying to repent of this sin.

Chemda has a good idea but she should wait until her child is fifteen or sixteen when she can understand it better.

70's porn centerfold's bush - welcome to the jungle.
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Old 12-11-2013, 07:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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15 or 16 instead of 14?

You're the best.

I want to hear how you got busted and at what age.

Club was the good shit. You weren't a gentleman with Club.

And how are you trying to repent when you keep logging into porn? Put a blocker on yourself.
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I liked American Horror Story season 1 alright, I wish they had done more with the Rubber Man. I couldn't deal with season 2, but I really wanted to like it, what with the slasher-like serial killer Bloody Face being in it. Not trying to add spoilers or anything. I couldn't dig it. I hope others can enjoy it. I however, have so far, REALLY enjoyed season 3 of AHS. Jessica Lange is fucking awesome all through out.
I kinda wanna hear more from Keith on this, he may have a hard time putting the show down if he gets invested enough. After Hellraiser 20 and he is still locked in....This could get funny. Especially if he ever starts hating it.

I'm almost curious if Almost Human and Sleepy Hollow (TV show) have been on the bucket list yet.

I'm rambling. Tits. Balls.

Edit: If Chemda is recommending dildos, like fucking ever, I will cry laughing if a rubber fist is ever brought into it to a child on learning how to pleasure one's self.
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I LOVED season 1 of AHS. I was legitimately watching-through-my-fingers-scared through most of the last half of the season, and Jessica Lang is a goddamn fox. Season 2 got too rapey for me. A lot of the shock and gore seemed to be just for shock and gore's sake and didn't really add to the story.

So far loving season 3! I highly recommend 1 & 3 to Chemda. I hate hate hate scary movies, but the fantastic twisting plot with some jumpy/anxious moments dispersed through out makes it a really fun show. And gives you a good excuse to cuddle.

As for introducing daughters to
toys: as someone who improvised with a sonicare electric toothbrush from from the ages of 11-14, I can honestly say it took me a couple years to gain sensitivity back. I probably was a weird hypersexual kid, but I abused that makeshift vibe before I even knew what an orgasm was. Truth be told I got a little obsessive over it. That could be an unintended side affect of introducing a vibrator that early, but it did help me figure out that making myself feel good was a good thing, which in turn probably set me on the trajectory of being a very sex positive person.

I say have the pro masturabtion, sex positive talk at 12, mention then use of toys and the pros to learning about your own body, and then return to the topic in a few years and offer to buy a vibrator.
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i saw my first playboy at 19. having grown up in an internet age, disappointing is the best way i can describe it.
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Old 12-12-2013, 02:20 AM   #9 (permalink)
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It was for men to feel like men. I believe that's even on the cover: something or other for men.

It wasn't just about porn. It was the weakest of the porn magazines. But it was PLAYBOY.
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Chemda I wonder if they even sold scissors at the airport before 9/11. Lol. Although the point was well made I think the fold and tear method would be a better suggestion
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