1923: The Art of Charm

[PatDixonNYC]

Originally Posted by ImStillToni

OH LAWD NO! lol
What I am saying is that Ronan's mom, Mia, fucked up Ronan. If Sinatra was his father, she should have been honest and admit she had an affair when she was still with Previn and got pregnant by her ex husband Sinatra. But Mia has claimed Sinatra is not Ronan's dad...up until those more recent articles when she dangles it like a low-hanging fruit.

Woody didn't give a shit about any of those kids really which is why he went out of his way to make sure they lived with Mia and he's just a dad on paper/financially, but Ronan and the world knowing who his biological father is would be on Mia - it really doesn't have anything to do with Woody. And that again supports out how ALLEGEDLY batshitcrazy Mia Farrow is in the scheme of things, fucking a man 30+ years her senior, breaking up his marriage, then having an affair with Woody, ending that marriage, and then when it suits her let it slip that Sinatra may be Ronan's dad but never really confirming it.

Mia and Woody started dating in 1980.

In 1984, Mia suggested they adopt a kid. Woody demurred, and Mia proceeded with the adoption July 11, 1985. This was Dylan.

Woody took to fatherhood, so Mia suggested they adopt a second child. This time Woody was enthusiastic, but before another adoption could be arranged, Mia became pregnant. This was Ronan, who was born Dec. 19, 1987.

If Frank Sinatra was the father of Ronan, he would've been 71 years old at the time he impregnated a then-40-year-old Mia Farrow. Frank died in 1998 at 82.

While Mia was pregnant with Ronan, she began to withdraw emotionally from Allen. After Ronan was born, she devoted herself to him completely, spending far less time with Dylan and withdrawing from Woody almost completely.

Woody was the father figure for Dylan, Ronan and their older brother Moses, all three of whom he legally adopted in 1991, after Mia wrote a glowing report of his skills and qualities as a father.

[ImStillToni]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

So, essentially, what you're implying here is that Woody Allen is guilty.

BOOM.

Glad you came around Toni!

Just for THAT response I am going to need a higher weed allowance after I make you MrToni numero dos!

[BrianAlt]

And now that Frank Sinatra is in the conversation, I can on-topic post one of my favorite Howard Stern routines:



Luck be an eggcream tonight!

[Sparrow]

we need a little fresh air. the goldie hawn, kurt russell, kate hudson story is right out of hallmark. i'm gonna give mega props to Kurt Russell. Kate Hudson wasn't his daughter either, mega watt hot, and that turned out super and not at all weird. he's the opposite of Woody Allen.

[Keith]

It shouldn't seem super. It should seem normal.

Meanwhile, he does happen to be super...

[PatDixonNYC]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

we need a little fresh air. the goldie hawn, kurt russell, kate hudson story is right out of hallmark. i'm gonna give mega props to Kurt Russell. Kate Hudson wasn't his daughter either, mega watt hot, and that turned out super and not at all weird. he's the opposite of Woody Allen.

Can you PROVE that Kurt Russel never molested a kid?

Just because he wasn't accused doesn't mean he didn't do it. Most victims of sex abuse don't come forward.

By the way, Kurt Russel and Woody Allen have been criminally accused of molesting a child exactly the same number of times. Zero.

Also, Goldie Hawn doesn't seem to be a raging cunt.

[Sparrow]

i can't prove there aren't teapots in space either, hoss. let's leave that over there, yeah?

goldie hawn is an amazing ray of light. fact.

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by PatDixonNYC

Also, Goldie Hawn doesn't seem to be a raging cunt.

But does she like kittens?

[PatDixonNYC]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

i can't prove there aren't teapots in space either, hoss. let's leave that over there, yeah?

goldie hawn is an amazing ray of light. fact.

I just don't think you should go around saying Kurt Russel isn't a child molester. You have no way of knowing that. Are you so blinded by your love of his acting that you can't ADMIT THE POSSIBILITY that his victim, who has yet to come forward MIGHT be telling the truth about her as-yet-to-be-made accusation.

People like you are the real reason more victims don't come forward.

[PatDixonNYC]

Originally Posted by BrianAlt

But does she like kittens?

When you make jokes about child molestation, you insult ALL OF THOSE who have ever been victims of rape and child abuse!

This picture of Goldie Hawn with a cat on her head RIPS OPEN THE WOUNDS of abuse victims!!