2121: You've Been Served

Keith · 01-20-2015, 07:05 PM

Great to hear!

Enunciated Piffle · 01-21-2015, 01:14 PM

...holy shit...

MARATHON COUNTDOWN!!!

And so it begins

John Galt · 01-24-2015, 06:51 AM

Catching up on a few older episodes ...

If some hoity toity bitchy parent sends you an invoice, here is my advice. Go get the largest bill you can afford to get from the bank, preferably a $1000 note.

Pay them in cash, in person, ask for change. When they say they don't have change for a 1k, tell them you'll wait while they run to the ATM. Pro tip, hoity toity bitches (not gender specific) rarely carry cash.

Bonus points, pull the 1k bill out of your wallet where there are 4 or 5 more sitting there in plain sight.

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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	...holy shit... MARATHON COUNTDOWN!!! And so it begins
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01-24-2015, 06:51 AM	#13 (permalink)
John Galt Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Nude Hampster Posts: 1,971	Catching up on a few older episodes ... If some hoity toity bitchy parent sends you an invoice, here is my advice. Go get the largest bill you can afford to get from the bank, preferably a $1000 note. Pay them in cash, in person, ask for change. When they say they don't have change for a 1k, tell them you'll wait while they run to the ATM. Pro tip, hoity toity bitches (not gender specific) rarely carry cash. Bonus points, pull the 1k bill out of your wallet where there are 4 or 5 more sitting there in plain sight. __________________ [B] www.theArea23.com/events
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