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Scumhook

04-01-2015 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia (Post 841297)

Only at heart.

I know what you mean. I have European body parts as well.

My penis is Greek. It only works about 10% of the time, and even then it doesn't do a very good job; everyone mocks it until it's time for a party. Also, I'm pretty sure it's a homosexual...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia (Post 841297)

I already love you all, you special humans.;)

Yeah, "special".

Short bus and helmet type "special".

Enunciated Piffle

04-01-2015 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparrow (Post 841294)

oh, sweetheart, piff needs a little knocking around every once in a while to keep his head in check. he's much the better for it as are we.

Three years. Tops. Less than, prolly

Mark your calendar

Scumhook

04-01-2015 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia (Post 841299)

Still loving everyone, like Jesus

Are you saying that you want me to nail you?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia (Post 841299)

but without the daddy issues.

Oh, bummer. I do way better with girls who hate their fathers.

Sparrow

04-01-2015 02:23 AM

done, you son of a bitch. my invitation still stands: katg.com/chat.

Lanfear

04-01-2015 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle (Post 841278)

Scum. You gotta answer this important question. Ok.

Like, when a girl constantly asks you to kill yourself, live, on cam, ...I dunno...do I ask if she wants to see a movie, or go out for a drink.

It's like...I dunno. I'm beginning to feel like the relationship isn't moving forward.

Am I way off here?

Yes apparently you do exactly that. I received a friend request and weirdly friendly PMs from you RIGHT AFTER we "fought" on the forums

As far as I can tell you operate under a "any attention is good attention" hypothesis all the time

Scumhook

04-01-2015 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Apia (Post 841303)

I'm married, so I would only fuck somebody else after at least 10 recommendations and some great reviews.
I shoud be worth it.

I have 3 restraining orders, am on 5 watch lists, am not alllowed within 500m of a primary school; but have never been banned from Facebook.

So, can I buy you a hefferweizen?

Scumhook

04-01-2015 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia (Post 841310)

You need to get some nice yelp reviews about your service quality.

My mum gave me 4/5

Enunciated Piffle

04-01-2015 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Lanfear (Post 841306)

I received a friend request and weirdly friendly PMs from you

And now I know who hates me and who doesn't. See, I tell people to fuck off all the time. I can't count how many times I've told Scumhook to die. It doesn't mean I don't like him. Being a shithead is my sense of humor. I've only ever hated one, ONE katg fan. That was DJ Quad. I don't like WSE, (but he is mentally challenged - literally) and so I just don't read his posts or comment.

Now I know. Keith, Sparrow, Lanfear are on the list of Do Not Disturb. Due to hatred. Anyone else want on the list let me know.

Peace and Love and Bullshit and Co-Existing on Forums Cheers

Thumbnail

04-01-2015 11:21 AM

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Enunciated Piffle

04-01-2015 11:32 AM

Hey Thumbnail take me off friend list than goofball

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