In regards to the NFL being a not for profit.

snopes.com: Is the NFL Tax-Exempt?

I'd give your Football Is Not Text-Exempt paper an F.

The idea of wearing no underwear but whilst wearing sweats in order to "air out" your cootch sounds assbackwards and gross.

also, in my KATG headcanon, Jackie Martling is secretly Keith's father using a silly voice and calls in just to be close to his son for a fleeting moment

Maybe that's why it's called a frontbottom?

Blunt wraps
 

At this point I don't really care if pot gets legal or not. I'd rather see something else change. That thing where any drug or drug related item somehow equals a stop and chat poof we're friends uncomfortable thing. Everything should be treated like tampons. It's a purchase. Give me my shit. Take the money. The end.

There are good guests, there are great guests, and then there's Myka.

The hilarious dessertless sex-camel was fucking gold (as usual). That line about using the time where her bf(?) was talking about his job for "some personal reflection" made me howl with laughter, and I can totally understand why cHemmo lost control of her anus.

Myka's one of the few guests who can go toe to toe with Keith in the verbal boxing match that is a conversation with him, and after 12 rounds, the audience is the clear winner.

Unlike movies, any ep with Myka should be a minimum of 180 mins.

Myka and Chemda box
 

In a verbal freestyle I got $ on Myka. In a physical box match I go Chemda.

Does Vegas take bets on whether fighters shower after? Cuz I got the inside scoop.

Part of me hopes Manny comes out to Rack City Bitch and surprises everyone

I would pay $6K to see a licking/biting match between Myka & cHemmo.

https://instagram.com/p/r9y3DQMLyI/

50 Cent offered to donate $750k to a charity of Floyd's choice if he read a full page from a Harry Potter book out loud. He turned it down! What a piece of work.