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Old 02-27-2006, 11:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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228: Crime and Punishment

"If we can redo the laws: Kill him."
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Old 02-28-2006, 12:32 AM   #2 (permalink)
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man I had to listen hard to catch up after being gone a week....anxiously waiting while this episode finishes downloading.
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Old 02-28-2006, 01:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I realized that antique roadshow was nothing but depressing when I saw a show on which Oliver Cromwell's helmet went for $3000 and a broken Mickey Mouse toy was valued at $45,000.

*numbers made up from memory, but you get the idea.

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Old 02-28-2006, 02:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I have never used lotion.
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Old 02-28-2006, 02:53 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I have never used lotion.
Are you cut?

That earlier e-mail mentioned on the show might have been mine. To clarify, the inside of the foreskin is not skin but mucous membrane, like the inside of your mouth. Mucous membranes are naturally moist. It's not "sweat" any more than saliva is "sweat."

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Old 02-28-2006, 03:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Be proud of your smegma!

I for one am grateful that female circumcisions never caught on in US culture
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Old 02-28-2006, 03:56 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Buddy, can you spare a dime?

That whole need gas thing is a scam. Guy tried it on me in the New Orleans area in the mid nineties. Very late at night in a gas station that ended up being closed. He first asked me for gas money, I pointed out that the station was closed. Then he wanted a ride to another station, gas money, a ride back.

I asked him where the other station was. The directions were quite useful to me. He got nothing. Might still be there. Maybe he floated away.

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Old 02-28-2006, 06:46 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I encountred a similar thing. A dude (black, african accent) in a grocery store, with a shopping cart full of food said he just arrived in the country and had no money for dinner. I was caught off guard a bit, so I gave him what is roughly equal to 4 dollars. The dude gestures to his cart and says, this is not enough, at which point I sort of wake up to the fact that I am being scammed and start regretting ever giving him anything.

But, it's a lesson learned.
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Old 02-28-2006, 07:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Two scams. One possible, the other probable:

1. Shortly after Katrina I was at the gas station filling up, when a black gentleman pulls up in his jalopy and asks me if I can buy him some gas so he can make it to Birmingham. Since this is right after the hurricane I figured he and the black lady asleep in the car were fleeing north. I gave in and told him to wait a second, and then pulled my car out of the way and pumped $10 into his car. There was no way I was giving him cash, and for that matter he seemed genuinely happy to be getting the gas. Anyway, I made this mistake of asking him where he was coming from. It was no where near the Gulf Coast, so I figured I'd been duped.

2. I was on a business trip and walking back into my hotel after a long day working. Just as I'm just about to enter the building I hear someone yelling at me. I turn around and there's a guy in a late-model sedan (not a beater, but not too flashy) trying to get my attention. So, I walk all the way back to his car and he spins a story about how he's a businessman that had his wallet stolen, and need gas money to get to Atlanta (2 hours away). I've got like $2, literally, and for some stupid reason decided to offer it to him. When he hears that he starts calling me a fuckin' asshole, and telling me that I insulted him. I immediately turn around and start walking back into the hotel, and he keeps screaming at me the whole way. Nice.
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Old 02-28-2006, 07:34 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I for one am grateful that female circumcisions never caught on in US culture
Call it by its proper name. That shit is outright mutilation.
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