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Old 03-01-2006, 09:11 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2006, 10:10 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2006, 10:18 AM   #23 (permalink)
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About Foreigners not getting the same work they had when they move to America. Canada has the same, if not worst Scenerio:

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...1121?hub=WFive


"An experienced pharmacist back in Iran, Zarrinkalam was told he would have to be re-certified in Canada. But he was never told it would take almost three years, that he would literally have to start over, go back to school, write five exams and do another internship to re-qualify."

"By the time W-FIVE met Raj Kumar, he was already packing up his dreams for a better life in Canada, along with his wife Shivani and their two children. After five years in this country, the engineer with a PhD from New Delhi has been unable to find any work in his profession.

"I never thought that I would not find a job here," Kumar told W-FIVE.
"Within ten days I got two offers (in the U.S.)," he said."

"Joshua Raj, an experienced orthopedic surgeon has performed more than 1,000 joint replacements in Malaysia and the United Kingdom.

Canada needs orthopedic surgeons, but once he arrived in Canada, Dr. Raj he was told he would have to go back to medical school for a year, then wait in line and do another four-year residency, if he could even find one. Dr. Raj has come to the conclusion that he will never be able to practice medicine in Canada."

Skilled surgeon can't work while Canada needs doctors


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Old 03-01-2006, 10:58 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Masterful ad. I didnt even realize I was listening to an ad until I looked at the forums. Come to think of it, I dont know whats happening in the world until I look at the forums.
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Old 03-01-2006, 11:11 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Its not just stupid folk in th USA that cant say the "CH" in Chemda.
English folk can't say Loch. they say Lock )becasue they are retards.

Imagine this sentence in "chemda's best harry potter accent and you will get the idea.

"Hello Harry Potter, I'm Chemda, would you like to go for a swim in the loch?"

English folk would say it like this:

"Allo' 'Arry Powta', I'm Kemda. Would you like to go for a swim in t' lock (guv'nor)?"

the guv'nor is optional.
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Old 03-01-2006, 01:30 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Its not just stupid folk in th USA that cant say the "CH" in Chemda.
English folk can't say Loch. they say Lock )becasue they are retards.
And all Scottish people wear kilts, have ginger testicles and a heroin habit.
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Old 03-01-2006, 01:40 PM   #27 (permalink)
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And all Scottish people wear kilts, have ginger testicles and a heroin habit.
I've worn a kilt, yes my balls are ginger, that's the scandinavian in me and i've never done smack.

You on the other hand are English..... nuff said ;])

BTW Ross the t' is northern not cockerny.

Jon Stewart and Chemda (I can say it cos I'm Scottish and speak Hebrew, that's the Italian Israeli Jew in me) are my favourite American (sorta in Chemda's case) Jews and Larry King is an old Alzheimers riddled retard ;])
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Old 03-01-2006, 01:45 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I've worn a kilt, yes my balls are ginger, that's the scandinavian in me and i've never done smack

. real men aren't afraid to wear a kilt

Gives us gals a chance to check out your gams
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:05 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I had a buddy from Scotland a while back. He mostly said "Ah, fer fucks sake" and made gurgly noises. He also used the expression:
"Never look a gift whore in the arse"
.. and to this day I don't know what it means.
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Old 03-01-2006, 03:14 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I had a buddy from Scotland a while back. He mostly said "Ah, fer fucks sake" and made gurgly noises.

HAHA one of my friends step dad says that all the time! its like "his word" lol
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