231: Patrice is Drunk

[dtheman]

Originally Posted by deznice

FFFFUUUCCCKKK YYYYOOOUUUUU

All in favor of "FFFUCCCK YYYOOOUUU" , say I

[Paul]

If I hadnt left the forums with the 'more than six letters to allow a post' I would of put just a 'I' instead of this sentence!

[PaulM]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

Keet was not pissed, he has turned into a Profesional broadcaster and was trying keep the show rolling. Good job Keith.

perhaps pissed wasn't the right word. he just didn't seem to be enjoying himself is all.

[mcd]

Chemda. Topless. Stoned out of her mind. Licking Herself. Wearing a homemade cape.

Holy fuck...




And quote of the show:

Patrice: "Keith... Keith. I can see you! He he he!"

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by Keith

Not a sponser at all. And why would you want vodka flowing through your water filter?

As a previous poster(teerts) mentioned, saving money, but there are more reasons.

(first guys I heard of doing this are at http://www.ohmygoditburns.com/, they went all scientific, with controls and all that, but it planted the seed)

Lot's of folks have a Brita lying around, when you get to the point where you realize that the filter cartridge is supposed to be changed after 3 months or so, and it's 3 years past that, you buy a new cartridge and give the old one a last hurrah with some cheap vodka (Kamchatka's my choice).

You seemed to be having some spillage problems, The brita pre-filter resevoir can hold a whole 750 ml bottle. For under a buck you can get a cheap funnel (not the beer drinking kind, has to fit the neck of the vodka bottle) and pass the vodka back into the bottle, either for another pass through the filter, or for convenient storage. Now, you might get some spillage this way, but just slow down your pour as the level of the vodka hits the top of the label on the bottle (not the neck, bottle) and you should be fine.

Plus, if you do the whole filter thing as you change the cartridge, you can refill the brita with water and have something to stave off a hangover. But if you decided to dedicate your Brita only to alcohol filtering, you'll find that it really doesn't matter how pure your tap water is.

PK

[Nick Postagulous]

Well, I guess it can be concluded that Keith can hold his liquor, eh?

And, now that we know Patrice hates ... dammit, I can't remember his name, Comedy Central's Darling gone crazy. Rick James bitch man. Well, here's my favorite picture of him:

[Blitzgal]

That was definitely entertaining. I really like when you have Patrice on the show and missed her last week! I normally listen while I'm working--I'm an analyst sitting in a cubicle in southern Wisconsin for Christ's sake, it can be extremely boring. My cube neighbors thought I was nuts, but I was laughing throughout the entire show. Thanks for a nice pick me up this morning!

[MichaelG]

Am I correct to Guess, Fumi was the girl Chemda made out with?

[recruit]

Fun to hear a hear a different side of the girls. I got tired of listening to the drunken laughter after a while, though I was entertained by Keith's seeming grumpiness as a result.

About polygamy. As I understand it, it's not necessary illegal as long as you aren't registering more than one marriage with the State. A piece of paper is shabby evidence of love, anyhow.

[plazaflores]

So did you jump out of the window after finishing recording, Keet?
I would have ... Nothing more annoying than two bad-drunk girls ...