231: Patrice is Drunk

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by Nick Starr

I am Nick Starr

Hello Nick, and welcome to the forums. I am DJQuad.

Die ya fuckin knobjockey.

If you thought getting called a fag hurt your little feelings, stick around.

[jmcclintick]

Damn! this episode is making it hard to focus at work!! I wish I had some Vadka! lol its too funny lol FEAR FACTOR! lol

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

Bad Move Nick, Just a really Bad Move....

lol! Here we go.

[Tickle_My_Taint]

that epsiode was great. Keith seemed to be getting a little annoyed with the laughing but I think it made a great show, it's nice to mix it up with a couple of drunk women (though I doubt Chemda was really drunk).

[jmcclintick]

Yeah I wasn't sure she was drunk at all but her story about getting high was the best! lol All I could do was picture her topless wearing half of a wife beater lol (Keith don't kill me) lol so funny great show!

[devilishone]

Excellent show, Patrice is hella funny drunk, Keet surely had some with Andrea while Chemda and Patrice were passed out ;])

[spoochie]

Originally Posted by Nick Starr

Hello,

I am Nick Starr (of the recent mentions about being on NLO). I have never listened to your podcast before people started emailing me within the past 2 days about being mentioned on your show.

I listened to portions of 230 and 231. I was disturbed that the girl said that Keith "called me out for talking shit about him.

Like I said, I've never listened to your show, and thus have nothing to say about it. I have never spoke badly about your podcast, or any other. I am not sure what you are referring to.

I am a moderator at the Dawn and Drew message board, and know D&D personally. I try to make sure that there is harmony on their board, and find VERY few, if any instances of someone bashing another podcast on their board.

Secondly, I am not gay. If you listen to NLO there are often jokes referring to me as such based on Patrick's twisted sense of humor, but I can assure you that I am a straight man. Heck, below is a picture of my previous girlfriend and myself.


I don't have any ill will towards you or your show. I just find that there were a few factual inaccuracies.

Thank you very much for your time.

Nick Starr

Moderator of podcast forums, big fucking deal!
Nick, stop star-fucking podcasters and say they are your friends! You bought friends! You bought D&D ipod and setup websites to buy them more ipods (and computers). Any greedy bastard (or polite human-being) will be friends with you for that!
Fuck, you didn't have 3k to win the D&D camping auction and you said it only cost you a ticket to meet them! Fuck that! You know how much $$$ and time you have spent on star-fucking! Even Mama-Dawn needed to tell you to stop bidding.
Would the NLO guys even talk to you if you weren't that lame and easy to make fun of?
Would D&D give as much fuck for who you are if you didn't buy them shit.
THINK!
How's datenickstarr.com doing now? HBO should start a reality series for you.

BTW, nick, drew is married and if you're looking for more shit to buy them:
http://www.keithandthegirl.com/store

[Josh]

Originally Posted by Nick Starr

Hello,

I am Nick Starr (of the recent mentions about being on NLO). I have never listened to your podcast before people started emailing me within the past 2 days about being mentioned on your show.

I listened to portions of 230 and 231. I was disturbed that the girl said that Keith "called me out for talking shit about him.

Like I said, I've never listened to your show, and thus have nothing to say about it. I have never spoke badly about your podcast, or any other. I am not sure what you are referring to.

I am a moderator at the Dawn and Drew message board, and know D&D personally. I try to make sure that there is harmony on their board, and find VERY few, if any instances of someone bashing another podcast on their board.

Secondly, I am not gay. If you listen to NLO there are often jokes referring to me as such based on Patrick's twisted sense of humor, but I can assure you that I am a straight man. Heck, below is a picture of my previous girlfriend and myself.


I don't have any ill will towards you or your show. I just find that there were a few factual inaccuracies.

Thank you very much for your time.

Nick Starr

uhhh.....

[Low]

RE: Woman fucking a four year old.

I can't be sure when but I know I was a late starter, and if I had to guess I'd say I hit puberty at around fourteen, but I learned about jerkin' off a year or so before that. So one day when I was thirteen I decided to give it a shot and I tried beating off after a friend gave me some porn he'd got from this thing called the internet. I locked myself in the bathroom and went at it for around two minutes before a sharp pain in my dick put an end to the festivities. Nothing came out of me like I knew it should, but I couldn't carry on.

I tried a few more times but that sharp pain always showed up and stopped me going any further. I did keep trying once every few months or so and it wasn't until a year or whatever later I jerked off and instead of a sharp pain I got a sticky mess.

So unless she was one for quickies minus the mess, why bone little Johnny?

[balls]

holy crap nick starr! are you related to deuce? that last time i heard a letter that whiny it came from a certain Hebrew National.

posting a picture of a boy and girl doesn't prove shit. sorry dude, you are gay until proven straight.

by the way, who gives a crap if no one is rude on the D&D forums. its probably because they are all ugly fat losers and know better than to make fun of people.