231: Patrice is Drunk

VJnet · 03-03-2006, 06:26 PM

Chemda cracks me-up! 5 minutes later after drinking the Fear Factor shot... "I don't feel anything"... She has another one. 2 seconds later she has another drink And then it hits her

Then she tells her smokin' story and she takes hit after hit because she doesn't feel anything right away and becomes a topless superhero. lol.

I see a pattern :-)

Samwise Bean · 03-03-2006, 06:31 PM

hahaha Poor Nick Starr.

Anyway, I've never seen anyone freak out after getting stoned. That must have been some good shit, or Chemda is a pussy.

Although, the image of the wife beater capes makes me wish pot really did make you trip.

DJQuad · 03-03-2006, 07:21 PM

Wow. Best thread ever.

Even a newbie scored.

spoochie: +1!

As a side note, Drunkie Magee Keet was the voice of reason after getting everyone drunk. Ironic and hilarious when he got a lil frustrated at the same time.

Al_Scagnetti · 03-03-2006, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by rellek

Hearing Patrice say ...if dat nigga put it [gum] on a Picasso (58:22) is the funniest shit, Ive replayed it a dozen times.

Dude...you must've listened to it a dozen times just to figure out what the hell she was saying. You're right though, that shit was funny.

Mark · 03-03-2006, 07:24 PM

That executive producer idea sound good. Over at Coudal.com, they made a short movie and to offset the cost they sold executive producer credits for $100 a pop. They sold a bunch, and it looks like companies and websites were buying credits just to get their name in.

Al_Scagnetti · 03-03-2006, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by deznice

Could be him... he's a bit weird from what I know....

http://www.nickstarr.com/

Christ, that is wierd. That webpage is one big cry for attention.

Laphroaig · 03-03-2006, 07:36 PM

Great show. Normally I only hear that level of girlish giggling and exclamations of "I'm drunk" when we're at a college bar doing a "Discovery Channel" style investigation of young babes in their natural habitat, or more correctly, being old pervs.

Presumably Keith wasn't grumpy or angry at the end of the show. It's more of a combination of longing for the good old days when you could get a buzz from less than half a bottle of hard liquor mixed with who wants to be the sober one around people being drunk and stupid. Presumably hearing the uncensored story of Chemda taking a couple of sucks on a dude's bong (heh, heh) and then running around the place half naked wasn't helping.

Hopefully Keith got a Thursday night / Friday morning special for his pain...

Clocktower · 03-03-2006, 07:54 PM

This show was the bee's knees. I wonder what happened afterwards, especially about the fact that Chemda apparently let slip that she was topless during the smoking story, something she must have glazed over in previous tellings. I thought for a sec Keith would try to trip her up and learn more, slip in a "so what did his cock taste like?".

Patrice as always is one funny Negress. I hope she's together enough next time to provide us with video clips of Paula Abdul's drunken Idol ramblings.

And for the record, the SARS outbreak started in Chinksylvania.

THEEGayguy · 03-03-2006, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Girl

now THAT was gay.

Amen sister!!! Enough said.

MichaelG · 03-03-2006, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Clocktower

Patrice as always is one funny Negress. I hope she's together enough next time to provide us with video clips of Paula Abdul's drunken Idol ramblings.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archiv..._american.html

Paula Drunk

03-03-2006, 06:26 PM	#71 (permalink)
VJnet Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: West Hartford, CT Posts: 3	Peer pressure at it's best... Chemda cracks me-up! 5 minutes later after drinking the Fear Factor shot... "I don't feel anything"... She has another one. 2 seconds later she has another drink And then it hits her Then she tells her smokin' story and she takes hit after hit because she doesn't feel anything right away and becomes a topless superhero. lol. I see a pattern :-)
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03-03-2006, 06:31 PM	#72 (permalink)
Samwise Bean Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 63	hahaha Poor Nick Starr. Anyway, I've never seen anyone freak out after getting stoned. That must have been some good shit, or Chemda is a pussy. Although, the image of the wife beater capes makes me wish pot really did make you trip.
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03-03-2006, 07:21 PM	#73 (permalink)
DJQuad Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,242	Wow. Best thread ever. Even a newbie scored. spoochie: +1! As a side note, Drunkie Magee Keet was the voice of reason after getting everyone drunk. Ironic and hilarious when he got a lil frustrated at the same time.
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03-03-2006, 07:24 PM	#75 (permalink)
Mark Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Lafayette, IN Posts: 1	Executive Producer Credits That executive producer idea sound good. Over at Coudal.com, they made a short movie and to offset the cost they sold executive producer credits for $100 a pop. They sold a bunch, and it looks like companies and websites were buying credits just to get their name in.
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03-03-2006, 07:36 PM	#77 (permalink)
Laphroaig Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 180	Great show. Normally I only hear that level of girlish giggling and exclamations of "I'm drunk" when we're at a college bar doing a "Discovery Channel" style investigation of young babes in their natural habitat, or more correctly, being old pervs. Presumably Keith wasn't grumpy or angry at the end of the show. It's more of a combination of longing for the good old days when you could get a buzz from less than half a bottle of hard liquor mixed with who wants to be the sober one around people being drunk and stupid. Presumably hearing the uncensored story of Chemda taking a couple of sucks on a dude's bong (heh, heh) and then running around the place half naked wasn't helping. Hopefully Keith got a Thursday night / Friday morning special for his pain... __________________ Laphroaig (La-froyg): The scotch that tastes like you're smoking a cigarette at the same time.
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03-03-2006, 07:54 PM	#78 (permalink)
Clocktower Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2	This show was the bee's knees. I wonder what happened afterwards, especially about the fact that Chemda apparently let slip that she was topless during the smoking story, something she must have glazed over in previous tellings. I thought for a sec Keith would try to trip her up and learn more, slip in a "so what did his cock taste like?". Patrice as always is one funny Negress. I hope she's together enough next time to provide us with video clips of Paula Abdul's drunken Idol ramblings. And for the record, the SARS outbreak started in Chinksylvania.
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