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Old 03-15-2006, 12:02 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I never "knocked" your standup BALLS. I listened to your 6 minutes and was quite impressed. Could I do better? Not a fucking chance.

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"fuck you keith" and "shit head" comments you made to Keith. This guy is giving you a chance to perfrom at his show and you're calling him a shit head for you not following instructions?

Very clever calling me briangay81 by the way - you're going places for sure.

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Old 03-15-2006, 12:05 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Balls, you're approaching criticism the wrong way. You can't get angry at your audience for knocking your material because they're the ones that are going to love or hate what you put out there. Granted, his criticism was useless, but just ignore the shit advice.

Still, your choiceto put your material out there and then yelling at anyone who states their opinion makes you immature and arrogant. Grow up first, then try stand-up.
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Old 03-15-2006, 12:23 AM   #13 (permalink)
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i think my sarcasm was lost a little bit on you guys. the "fuck you" and "shit head" comments weren't meant in any way other than the "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you" kind of way. i think keith and chemda are awesome, as indicated by the fact that i have listened to every show since the very first one. i wish them the best of luck.

second, i dont care if people criticize it. it was fun even doing it. sure, it was really amateurish, the follow-up (3 minute) one i sent keith tonight was even worse. but i really enjoyed the process.

i'm not gonna defend this stuff. i dont have a chance in hell of being a comedian. fortunately, i have picked a path in life that doesnt require mastery of stand-up. i had no delusions that chemda and keith would like what i did. i just wanted to do it just to prove to myself that i could.

for the record though, the file i sent was one minute too long. keith blew it a little out of proportion there.

PS - i think you are awesome too briangay81

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Old 03-15-2006, 12:26 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Capoeira vs. Tae Kwan Doe

I don't know which is martial art is less effective.

Neither address what to do when grappling, which every fight ends in. Both look pretty, though. Capoeira is better to me because the classes attract much better looking girls. :-)

Great show!
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Old 03-15-2006, 12:37 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Ok...And seriously...I saw the headline about Miss Deaf Texas today and laughed. Asked my coworker if I was fucked up for finding it funny. Aparently, I was right...it is kinda funny.
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Old 03-15-2006, 04:11 AM   #17 (permalink)
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here's the guy that memorized the sequence for when big money came up in press your luck. he won something over 100,000 bucks.

http://www.smithappens.com/video_pressyourluck.php

he gets to the point where he's celebrating his big bucks hit before anyone realizes that he's hit it.
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:06 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I think the porn shop Keith would be a great addition to the April show, although a line-up of Keith McNally and Keith Malley would probably be a little confusing to some people.

Maybe Keith McNally should adopt the stage name "Porn Store Keith".
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Old 03-15-2006, 06:28 AM   #19 (permalink)
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fuck you keith. my shit was good. at least it was better than spookys.

who cares if it is longer? if somebody only sends in 3 minutes, how do you know that they are capable of talking for more than that without their mouth falling off? huh? got an answer for that?

and why does it matter that i havent done standup before, i am the same age that you started standup. are you so special that you are allowed to start without anyone questioning it? theres always a first time, asshole.

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PS - i will write an all new one that is 2:59 and send it in. shit head.
Less funny than the (supposed) holocaust!
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Old 03-15-2006, 06:53 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I don't know which is martial art is less effective.

Neither address what to do when grappling, which every fight ends in. Both look pretty, though. Capoeira is better to me because the classes attract much better looking girls. :-)

Great show!
Jeet Kun Do is almost all about grappling, look at the Gracies who started UFC etc. Most martial arts have a weakness, though one of the best is meant to be Krav Magah (sp) it's the Israeli Martial art taught to the Mossad and most of the Army if I'm not mistaken. Pretty much covers every aspect of combat and is aimed at killing the oponent with as little time and effort as possible.
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