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Old 03-15-2006, 08:51 PM   #41 (permalink)
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yeah what he said, fuck people from Ohio!
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Old 03-15-2006, 09:52 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 03-15-2006, 09:56 PM   #43 (permalink)
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rellek: haha, fuck people from ohio!

nomechingays: did you not read anything i have posted in this thread? did i ever say it was good? did i ever say i have any talent in standup at all?

i directly said the whole point of what i did was to prove to myself that i could sit down and write something, practice it a couple of times and then send it in. my goal was not to entertain you. i could care less.

and why bitch to keith asking him not to play my short one? where do you get off being so important that you are in charge of the show?

it is pretty ironic that you "dont want any more of your time wasted" listening to my crappy standup, yet you went ahead and listened to ALL 6 FUCKING MINUTES of me after keith and at least 4 other people said it sucked. you wasted your own time. dont try to tell keith how to run a show.

if it is really that big of deal, ill let you in on a little secret... THE FAST FORWARD BUTTON

PS- i hope keith does play my second one tonight because it blows even more than the first one. a lot more. maybe he will play it twice, just to waste your "valuable" time.

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Old 03-16-2006, 12:34 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:26 AM   #45 (permalink)
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My favourite bit was Keith saying that if he went on The Match Game he'd say the most filthy obvious shit instead of the innuendo. I'd love a chance to do that. That would be hilarious indeed.
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Old 03-16-2006, 07:33 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Man, I miss my CD. Just got done listening, and went to watch South Park. Two instances of "Chocolate Salty Balls" in two hours.

Replacements? How about Michael Jackson!

Mike: Hey kids.
Kids: Hey Mike.
Mike: Wanna come over to my place?
Stan: No, we're still bummed about Chef.
Mike: I've got cookies, juice and roller coasters.
Eric: I'm there!
Mike: No fat asses.
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Old 03-16-2006, 07:51 AM   #47 (permalink)
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They already used him in the Jeffersons episode ;])
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Old 03-16-2006, 08:03 AM   #48 (permalink)
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I think the idea about Chef being pregnant and having to be silent because he's a scientologist woudl be good. Also, have the reason he's pregnant is because he was taken by aliens to a programming station run by Xenu. And, I think, as a final punchline to to show, after Chef has died in childbirth and they're trying to get the baby out, it ends up being the banana who poops ice cream.
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Old 03-16-2006, 08:14 AM   #49 (permalink)
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You should write for Matt and Trey man ;])
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Old 03-16-2006, 09:10 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Hilarious show... I actually s shot coffee out my nose, now I have snot coffee. Thanks assholes.
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