What’s the polyamory setting on a Sleep Number mattress?

I’m still waiting for them to come out with the hole-in-mattress model. Hell. I’m feeling frisky. Put a dildo on there too. Call it ‘The Kingly Queen’ mattress.

A lot of fear can be solved with a little lube. Sleep Number can trademark that once I’m sent a Kingly Queen Series prototype.

After re-reading that, I’m fairly certain the good folks at Sleep Number are not on these forms. The more I think about it. This entire post is pretty ridiculous. Should prolly just delete it...

Meh.

I could be this one post away from a luxurious Kingly Queen Series bed. Best not to chance it.

Hm. "To get to the other side"?

No, wait, that's not it. Give me some more time on this one.

I'm way into sexting.

Sexting is the new foreplay.

Sexting is fuggen weird. Also it's hard when your diddling hand is also your texting hand. How about a vibrator that works via an app on your phone where it vibrates when your boo talks into the app? Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhh

Eh! Just came

doooo youuuuuu want my number?

I didn't notice the flippancy but I'm likely coming from a different place than you. Welcome to the forums, hope you decide to participate more. I do agree that crimes against men are mostly unrepresented. If this is an issue that feels less real or impactful to others here, I highly recommend listening to this poem by Kevin Kantor.

I feel like this was my punishment for complaining about period pulling

Poon. Nani. Nana.

I'm so lost

I absolutely love the word cunt. So many people still find it taboo and vulgar, I think it makes it feel dirty. But you can't use the same word all the time, so I also use pussy. Any other word doesn't really sound sexy enough to use when sexting.

Have you read the book "Cunt" by Inga Muscio? Holy hell that's a powerful one.

Crotch feels like crotchedy
Pussy feels dirty, but alright
Twat feels silly
Poon feels like pontoon
Puss feels... just... whut....
Flower hehehehehhhh no
Vajayjay... shanaynay
Gash... only something I imagine a horrible man would call it
Vagina... meh
Nani feels like grandma (nana or mommy)

there's really nothing good