2891: Vertical Smile w/ Kerry Coddett

[Enunciated Piffle]

What’s the polyamory setting on a Sleep Number mattress?

I’m still waiting for them to come out with the hole-in-mattress model. Hell. I’m feeling frisky. Put a dildo on there too. Call it ‘The Kingly Queen’ mattress.

A lot of fear can be solved with a little lube. Sleep Number can trademark that once I’m sent a Kingly Queen Series prototype.

After re-reading that, I’m fairly certain the good folks at Sleep Number are not on these forms. The more I think about it. This entire post is pretty ridiculous. Should prolly just delete it...

Meh.

I could be this one post away from a luxurious Kingly Queen Series bed. Best not to chance it.

[Beth Yaz-Pistachio]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

What’s the polyamory setting on a Sleep Number mattress?

Hm. "To get to the other side"?

No, wait, that's not it. Give me some more time on this one.

[Cretaceous Bob]

I'm way into sexting.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Sexting is the new foreplay.

[astrokahn]

Sexting is fuggen weird. Also it's hard when your diddling hand is also your texting hand. How about a vibrator that works via an app on your phone where it vibrates when your boo talks into the app? Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhh

Eh! Just came

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by Cretaceous Bob

I'm way into sexting.

doooo youuuuuu want my number?

[SpareBen]

Originally Posted by nameeater

It's 4am, I hate typing on my phone, but here we go.

I'm incredibly disappointed how flippantly men being assaulted because 'lol they're men they just fight back' was on this ep.

I didn't notice the flippancy but I'm likely coming from a different place than you. Welcome to the forums, hope you decide to participate more. I do agree that crimes against men are mostly unrepresented. If this is an issue that feels less real or impactful to others here, I highly recommend listening to this poem by Kevin Kantor.

[FingerLakes]

I feel like this was my punishment for complaining about period pulling

Poon. Nani. Nana.

I'm so lost

[porky2468]

I absolutely love the word cunt. So many people still find it taboo and vulgar, I think it makes it feel dirty. But you can't use the same word all the time, so I also use pussy. Any other word doesn't really sound sexy enough to use when sexting.

[astrokahn]

Originally Posted by porky2468

I absolutely love the word cunt. So many people still find it taboo and vulgar, I think it makes it feel dirty. But you can't use the same word all the time, so I also use pussy. Any other word doesn't really sound sexy enough to use when sexting.

Have you read the book "Cunt" by Inga Muscio? Holy hell that's a powerful one.

Crotch feels like crotchedy
Pussy feels dirty, but alright
Twat feels silly
Poon feels like pontoon
Puss feels... just... whut....
Flower hehehehehhhh no
Vajayjay... shanaynay
Gash... only something I imagine a horrible man would call it
Vagina... meh
Nani feels like grandma (nana or mommy)

there's really nothing good