297: Bad Advice

[Keith]

"We wanted to thank you for helping us find the solution to a particularly frustrating issue. Smiley face."

[klang]

Good, that's what I wanted!

[MichaelG]

The best line of the show:
"It wasn't College" - Chemda

[klang]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

The best line of the show:
"It wasn't College" - Chemda

Chemda the Heckler strikes again!

heh!

[v00deux]

regarding parasites and stuff: the guy who wrote in with the parasite in his dick while swimming was probably not in a pool but a lake or something. i remember when i took microbiology in college i heard about how people who go to the lake and picnic who end up with "food poisioning" usually don't have food poisioning, but a parasite called giardia from swimming in the water.

kinda makes a person want to stay out of nature.

[Apple Iprod]

The parasite that swims up your dick is called a Vampire fish, for those of you playing at home .

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/2-29-2004-51087.asp

And Kangaroos make perfect sense. Its just a giant jumping rat. Glue traps anyone?

Cheers

[v00deux]

Originally Posted by Apple Iprod

The parasite that swims up your dick is called a Vampire fish, for those of you playing at home .

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/2-29-2004-51087.asp

And Kangaroos make perfect sense. Its just a giant jumping rat. Glue traps anyone?

Cheers

that was a very informative article, and another good reason to say out of the Amazon.

[Blitzgal]

Palm Beach Airport Incident

Mr. Limbaugh did not offer any explanation regarding his use of Viagra. On his June 27, 2006 show he joked about the occurrence, saying he had no idea how Bob Dole's luggage was on his airplane, and then said his doctor misunderstood him when he said he had concerns about the upcoming election. Limbaugh also joked that Customs officials did not believe him when he told them that he got the pills from the Clinton Library. He unabashedly talked up the "great time" he had in the Dominican Republic and mentioned to his audience and staff, "I wish I could tell you about it." He said that he stayed at Casa de Campo with various unnamed cast and crew from the television show 24 for a "guy's weekend." A well-known cigar afficiando, Limbaugh also mentioned that he visited the Fuente tobacco farm and cigar factory in Santiago and made an ambiguous mention of some "amazing charity work" involving the farm. A blogger at the left-wing Huffington Post noted that "the Dominican Republic is kind of known as a 'Sex Tourism' destination" [7] and speculated that Limbaugh's two day vacation in that country was suspiciously brief.

[benjita]

The life span of sperm is up to 7 days. Since he "deposited" it into a closed container, they won't have as much chance to touch air, and so would last longer than many. Many girls do in fact shampoo their pubes (makes them softer), and it would be an excellent way to "get back" at the guy who did it.

[Darkaffair]