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Keith 05-06-2019 03:23 PM

3071: Not Your Fatherís Sexual Position w/ Kyle Ocasio
Fahrenheit 11/9; Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issueís first burkini; THE EMAILS

Kyle Ocasio

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thirteen 05-06-2019 06:44 PM

A friend used to tell people her brother was pregnant.

It was too much. It just doesn't sound right.

AstoriaGirl 05-06-2019 06:57 PM

I maintain that one day we're going to find out your dad is connected to 30 *unsolved cases in the 100 mile radius of their home.

FreydNot 05-06-2019 07:11 PM

It doesn't sound like Keith has an out plan for these emails. Maybe not!cat should develop a guilty conscious and tell Dad she is forwarding everything to Keith in order to repent.

Or maybe she should suggest Father could help her find the strait side again.

Who the fuck knows, this is all so beyond!?!

AstoriaGirl 05-06-2019 07:21 PM

I think not!cat should confront dad about all the times he hit on her and how it made her feel unsafe and that's why she decided to date a woman.

Archimedes_Screw 05-06-2019 07:29 PM

This is a great resource on the Bible.
People have to cherrypick scripture to not sound like an outdated monster.

Keith, have you considered therapy? Do you think your fatherís humiliation will be too much for him to endure? Pretty sure Iím projecting when I say thatís not so bad.

So 86 is going down on a woman and she owes you one? The minivan is two up front and five in the back.

Sparrow 05-06-2019 07:39 PM

so, number 86 is basically face down/ ass up oral? why am i the only yes on the poll? sounds like the best way to eat my ass, y’all.

Enunciated Piffle 05-06-2019 07:39 PM


When it was first announced you were doing this I thought, ‘How great would it be to drag this out for a full year. Then end it with a big reveal. You call up dad during Katguh Awards. Congratulate him! Not Catherine has been voted Best New Guest!

I’ve always felt like Keith’s dad was envious of Keith and his comedy. Maybe playing it off, live on show, it’d force him to take it all as like an ‘all inclusive ‘ joke. One that he was in on. Or whatever delusional ego reality he’d then accept.

But after this ep. not so sure. I think there’s only two reasons to keep emails going. One- you wanna gather info. Two- he’s a dick and you’re trying to be vindictive cuz he’s got it coming. Clearly, he’s so old/ crazy you’ll never get any real info. This just leaves being vindictive.

Get out, Keith. Shut it down. You’re not that guy. Yer fucking with Wishmaster bro.

Archimedes_Screw 05-06-2019 07:43 PM


Originally Posted by Sparrow (Post 875176)
so, number 86 is basically face down/ ass up oral? why am i the only yes on the poll? sounds like the best way to eat my ass, yíall.

Itís a wonderful view lol

Enunciated Piffle 05-06-2019 08:01 PM

Am I the only one whoís ever been 86íd from a bar or party? I think it was like early 2000ís I first heard the term. ďTell so or so to watch their mouth or theyíre 86 and canít come back.

Iím not scared of eating ass, but never heard 86 used in a sexual way.

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