3143: Behind Blue Eyes w/ Billy Procida

Archimedes_Screw · 08-29-2019, 06:00 AM

And I thought Keith dug a lot of holes!

So damn funny! I wish Andrea was there to scream in the background. Alas, she’s tripping balls in the desert.

Archimedes_Screw · 08-29-2019, 07:09 AM

Billy episodes never disappoint! Made my morning.

Rufio · 08-29-2019, 07:27 AM

I'm here waiting to get to the part where Billy tells us that as a child he used to skin animals, start fires and wet the bed.

AstoriaGirl · 08-29-2019, 08:26 AM

Listening to the show again (I listen to KATG when leaving work at 9:30pm and so the details always get fuzzy).

For someone that fucks a lot of women Billy is sure terrible with women. He can get laid at a sex party or a poly event where the purpose is quickly meeting people to fuck, but I don't believe he could like, pick up a chick at a bar.

Archimedes_Screw · 08-29-2019, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rufio

I'm here waiting to get to the part where Billy tells us that as a child he used to skin animals, start fires and wet the bed.

Oh shit. I did all of those things as a child lol At least Billy would’ve had a decent excuse, being mercilessly bullied and all. I was just country bumpkin playing in the mud.

I think this is the most Billy has opened up about being bullied. Good for him.

NotARegularMom · 08-29-2019, 09:14 AM

I’m so stunned Billy’s dom job didn’t go through. How dare that paying customer want to be told she’s sexy.

LoopyLou79 · 08-29-2019, 09:35 AM

Oh my goodness, I’ve no words for what I think of Billy, so unaware its painful.

Trash_Bat · 08-29-2019, 12:15 PM

I think Billy likes the idea of being dominate and paid for sexually related stuff but doesn’t realize he’s still in the customer service industry.

Newsy · 08-29-2019, 12:53 PM

Hearing Bianca's "Nothing Compares" cover the second time around was better than the first. What a quick mind.

Always happy to see Billy doing well. I'm subscribed to his patron just so I can see his dick - and he delivers!

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Newsy · 08-29-2019, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rufio

I'm here waiting to get to the part where Billy tells us that as a child he used to skin animals, start fires and wet the bed.

Oh boy, I'm sure no one's surprised but I used to start fires, wet the bed, and I was friends with a frog-killing sociopath who ended up being my first sexual partner at age 10 (he was 13). Sorry to make everything about me but you struck some cords.

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Rufio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 991	I'm here waiting to get to the part where Billy tells us that as a child he used to skin animals, start fires and wet the bed. Keith, Bucho, Lanfear and 2 others like this.
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08-29-2019, 08:26 AM	#14 (permalink)
AstoriaGirl Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 423	Listening to the show again (I listen to KATG when leaving work at 9:30pm and so the details always get fuzzy). For someone that fucks a lot of women Billy is sure terrible with women. He can get laid at a sex party or a poly event where the purpose is quickly meeting people to fuck, but I don't believe he could like, pick up a chick at a bar. porky2468, LoopyLou79, jaymiedylan and 1 others like this.
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NotARegularMom Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 106	I’m so stunned Billy’s dom job didn’t go through. How dare that paying customer want to be told she’s sexy. Bucho, Lanfear, lizsquiz and 5 others like this.
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08-29-2019, 12:53 PM	#19 (permalink)
Newsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pittsburgh PA Posts: 745	Hearing Bianca's "Nothing Compares" cover the second time around was better than the first. What a quick mind. Always happy to see Billy doing well. I'm subscribed to his patron just so I can see his dick - and he delivers! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keith, The Girl, porky2468 and 6 others like this.
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