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Michael's Servant 10-02-2019 06:00 PM

3163: Strike 10 w/ Alia Janine
 
Cocaine; stripping, porn, psychology, and protecting yourself; Ronan Farrow’s new book; The Fast and the Furious director’s rape accusations; Keith’s dad and Not Cat plot behind Keith’s back

Guest:
Alia Janine
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Jay86 10-02-2019 07:43 PM

I...I don't know what I expected. I was thinking maybe a moment of panic and mea culpa. But not this. Not washing his hands at the whole thing to the person he was conspiring with. And yeah, there is no reason or prior evidence that would suggest anything other than the reply not-Kat got. I'd suggest she replies with a "wow...you're a psychopath" except we all know that won't land.

Also, Alia is a great guest, you guys should have her on much more often!

CherryLavender 10-02-2019 10:11 PM

The Liar getting shown his Lies to his face is ugly. I'm sorry, Keith.

I'm so mad. I can't even write.

Svage 10-02-2019 10:38 PM

Wow... I normally listen to the episodes on 1.8x the speed.. But once it was over I rewinded back to start of the dad recap (great job chemda by the way) and i set it back to normal speed cause I needed to hear every word pronounced clearly.. Goddam. I don't know how to react. He flipped it on her/you. When it comes out, that you've been fucking with him, Keith, he won't even acknowledge it. I get that you want him to sweat. But I don't think he does, or can.

I'm thinking that once you get to that endgame moment of "this is what's been going on" you tell him straight up that he's sick in the head. I don't know if it'll register, but it might. Or.. Idk, I'm just, wow.

Side note: whatever happened to WDWDN?
Side note #2: I heard Ray Devito on Beige Philips this week, any chance he'll be on the show anytime soon? Or is he in that same limbo myka fox was in?

Keith 10-02-2019 11:06 PM

I saw Ray recently. Some time ago he said he’ll wait till he’s 6 months sober before he returns. That was the last thing.

Any question Dad brings up can be ignored of course. Should ask him what he thinks of “the taste of oral?”

I sincerely hit Yes on the poll.

This idea just hit me: “I know Keith and Kyle are having sex. But if she’s just using him for babysitting and having him enter her body, isn’t she now a literal whore? Not just a slut, but a big ‘ol whore. I try not to judge but that’s sad. Anyway, miss you juicy much.”

Keith 10-03-2019 02:15 AM

Maybe you just didn’t know him...

Keith 10-03-2019 03:27 AM

Did you ask them?

shoebootie 10-03-2019 08:43 AM

Keith, you curse SO MUCH you could clearly never be a father!

Is this the line? Is this the benchmark he sets for ideal fatherhood? Is this why he thinks he's so great, all because he doesn't swear? Keith's most serious relationships have all been with women who "haven't considered children" and now his serious partnership is with a woman who has children. Why is this so foreign to him? Need we remind him that Joseph raised Mary's lil bastard? Oh excuse me I mean THE SON OF GOD. Why is being in a stepfatherly role so queer to him?

He is a fucking psychopath. Nothing about what he's done in the past or continues to do now is anywhere close to what a normal person would do, ever. It's not even close to what a crazy person would do. He is completely fucked up and just keeps writing his own story.

Kyle's in it for the free babysitting.... yafuckinkiddinme? Did he not consider maybe YOU are in it for the free personal training?

shoebootie 10-03-2019 08:56 AM

AND ANOTHER THING!

Keith and Chemda would have been great parents if they chose that. Cat and Keith would have also been great parents if they made that choice.

It is a CHOICE. Not an obligation. When you choose it, wholeheartedly, through whatever ups and downs, you'll do great. When you just do it because it's something you are supposed to do, it's not as much as a blessed undertaking.

Keith's made the choice to be a stepfather and maybe he didn't drain his balls for this parental role, it is nonetheless important in his life, Kyle's life and the kids lives as well. Kyle has picked Keith to be in her childrens' lives and that is a huge deal. It is sacred, because you don't just let any fuckface around your kids.

example: do I wanna see what JFOD's dick do? of course. Would I want him in the same zipcode as my child? Not really.

marykae 10-03-2019 09:24 AM

If I were Kyle I would never ever ever go home to PA with you again.

Honestly you and your brothers should mount a rescue mission for your mom.

marykae 10-03-2019 09:27 AM

What if you create a new email address as Cat's partner (fake name, no need to involve the actual woman) and send an irate email to your dad that he blew up their life.

Maybe there's a pregnancy or adoption in the mix somewhere too that he ruined.

AstoriaGirl 10-03-2019 09:59 AM

Not!Cat and dad should conspire to get rid of Kyle, by whatever means necessary.

AstoriaGirl 10-03-2019 10:05 AM

Actually no, I think it's time to end it. Send him an email from not!cat with the file to the two part episode and call it a day.

FingerLakes 10-03-2019 10:10 AM

KEITH DOES TALKSPACE?

Keith 10-03-2019 10:10 AM

I’m putting a book together of all the times people texted NOW it’s gotten too much and you should end it.

Chapter one is all the times AstoriaGirl said it as she kept praying for the next installment.

punk'n 10-03-2019 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marykae (Post 878562)
If I were Kyle I would never ever ever go home to PA with you again.

THIS. Kyle has been a great sport through all of this but accusing her of starting a relationship for free babysitting (and I think also money, if you read between Father Malley's lines) is just gross and she shouldn't ever have to see that creep again.

littlp 10-03-2019 12:07 PM

Thank goodness Kyle knows Keith well enough for all of this not to bother her too much because this really could have fucked their relationship up. I wouldn’t ever want to go back to visit his family. So disgusting.


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littlp 10-03-2019 12:08 PM

Also it’s like-Keith is happy and content, lets fuck it up because I’m bored and miserable and my children should never feel better than me.


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FingerLakes 10-03-2019 12:52 PM

just fucking kill him already

we're long past the One Strike and You're Dead rule

marykae 10-03-2019 02:46 PM

I think Keith's dad is jealous that Keith gets to follow his passions and make $$

Instead of just admitting he can feel disappointment in his own life while simultaneously being happy for thevson he's supposed to love, he has convinced himself it's not possible to live life the way Keith is.

I know, I know, stop trying to figure out Keith's dad.

NotARegularMom 10-03-2019 03:29 PM

Does your mom have actual dementia or did Father Malley just drive her insane with his constant gaslighting?

I love the “we may have to kill Keith” shirts.

Keith 10-04-2019 09:59 PM

I loved Chemda’s closer after I said, “Have a great weekend.”: “Yeah you too Keith!!!”

Well this just in:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/0btol97dnd...l-421.m4a?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/enuttzgl9a..._5496.JPG?dl=0

FingerLakes 10-05-2019 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith (Post 878587)
I loved Chemda’s closer after I said, “Have a great weekend.”: “Yeah you too Keith!!!”

Well this just in:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/0btol97dnd...l-421.m4a?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/enuttzgl9a..._5496.JPG?dl=0

NOW CAN WE KILL HIM?

dark_lobo 10-05-2019 05:17 AM

Just finished catching up with the Dad situation, and I went straight to get VIP because Keith's really going to need therapy after this.

NotARegularMom 10-05-2019 07:15 AM

Oh he’s a bigger motherfucker than I gave him credit for. How dare him act like you were talking about your mother! We’ve all agreed she’s a saint.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith (Post 878587)
I loved Chemda’s closer after I said, “Have a great weekend.”: “Yeah you too Keith!!!”

Well this just in:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/0btol97dnd...l-421.m4a?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/enuttzgl9a..._5496.JPG?dl=0


AstoriaGirl 10-05-2019 01:52 PM

Oh shit oh shit oh shit. Ok Jesus wow.

So, he didn't know all this time. And he just found out.

Keith 10-05-2019 04:58 PM

Oh you.

AstoriaGirl 10-05-2019 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith (Post 878598)
Oh you.

I am overly invested in this and actually feel really bad for you having to navigate this and wanna give you a hug and make you a lemon meringue pie.

FingerLakes 10-06-2019 09:24 AM

please make enough pie for the whole class

AstoriaGirl 10-06-2019 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FingerLakes (Post 878600)
please make enough pie for the whole class

Do you live in queens?

FingerLakes 10-06-2019 07:00 PM

i'll hop on the Q for pie

AstoriaGirl 10-06-2019 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FingerLakes (Post 878603)
i'll hop on the Q for pie

Q goes UES now, you need the N for express or the W

FingerLakes 10-07-2019 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AstoriaGirl (Post 878604)
Q goes UES now, you need the N for express or the W

Lemme know when these sympathy pies are baking (especially if you do a Shoefly pie) and I'll take the whole alphabet over :)

AstoriaGirl 10-07-2019 12:10 PM

Maybe we can do an unofficial KATG day in astoria Park lmao. Is that allowed?

Keith 10-07-2019 12:30 PM

Allowed and encouraged

Scorpion 10-08-2019 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marykae (Post 878563)
What if you create a new email address as Cat's partner (fake name, no need to involve the actual woman) and send an irate email to your dad that he blew up their life.

Maybe there's a pregnancy or adoption in the mix somewhere too that he ruined.

I like this a lot.

I also think Keith should give some reaction to FM emailing his ex. This is out in the open now I think Keith should give some reaction


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