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View Poll Results: For $1,000,000 would you allow a transient to dump a bucket of hot diarrhea on you?
Yes 37 57.81%
No 27 42.19%
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Old 11-15-2019, 06:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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$1,000,000 is a lot of money. That buys a lot of body scrub and therapy. And with the leftovers, easily a few hundred bucks, I could buy a Nintendo Switch...
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Old 11-15-2019, 08:28 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Shit is nothing. Working in healthcare really just knocked the princess out of me. If you really wanted to gross me out, you couldíve went with a vat of sputum, ie phlegm, ie mucus.
THIS.

Nothing like being splashed with a projectile gob of purulent sputum while suctioning a grody tracheostomy.

Also once had a dying patient with a bowel obstruction projectile vomit all over me with the foulest combination of putrefied liquid semi digested food and fecal matter, it really felt like it could have been a bucketís worth, and all I got for it was a horrendous eye infection and a trip to outpatient occupational health.

Working in health care for the past decade, Iíve had all sorts of human excretions end up on me. Hell yeah Iíd take a million bucks.
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Old 11-15-2019, 08:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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You two are too eager for it.

The Genie can only offer $750,000.
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Old 11-16-2019, 05:13 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I'd do it for $675,000 and the promise that Carmen and Kyle keep Nonsense rolling for at least 3 years.
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Old 11-16-2019, 09:01 AM   #15 (permalink)
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shoulda known the thread for this show would be disgusting, I feel physically ill now.

That being said, at least Kyle looks good on the toilet
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Old 11-16-2019, 11:30 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Having two kids might have made me immune to being bothered by shit.
Because I feel nothing.
You're immune to your kids shit. But that's different from strangers shit. Just like your own blood and your kids blood is different than random peoples blood. Blood and shit carry all sorts of diseases. The repulsion to bodily fluids is a natural instinct for disease prevention. Just like our repulsion to dead bodies.
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Old 11-16-2019, 11:36 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 11-16-2019, 11:39 AM   #18 (permalink)
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This boomer says #FuckTheDEA when it comes to weed. Give them a piece of candy and watch them chill in 45 minutes.
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Old 11-16-2019, 11:52 PM   #19 (permalink)
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After listening to the show since 2008 I finally had a near-death experience in my car!! Iím pleased to report that Keith making the liquid gurgling noise made me retch and swerve between lanes while on the freeway. This experience motivated me to get off my ass and on to the Kickstarter website because I can never get enough of Chemda and Keith, even when they almost kill me!

Xox
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Why do I get the feeling Andrea hates Best Fiends

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