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View Poll Results: Do you share Keithís lack of direction problem?
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Old 02-05-2020, 01:47 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Stereotypically speaking its gay men who are supposed to have horrible sense of direction. So if you and Keith wanna tell me something or need help coming to terms with anything get up into my DMs.

But otherwise nah, you two are missing some screws. Arrows go places and streets connect.
Iíve had dick before. Maybe thatís why I donít get lost in the woods but get completely turned around in the city?
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that could explain it. Was it farm boy dick?
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Oh I wonder how Kyle stays so fit and skinny? Nope can't be the small portion sizes she eats (and working out a lot) instead taking far less food for breakfast than Keith must have a completely different explanation.
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that could explain it. Was it farm boy dick?
I've given my fair share and most of the women I've dated had horrible senses of direction. There must be something more we're missing.
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Oh I wonder how Kyle stays so fit and skinny? Nope can't be the small portion sizes she eats (and working out a lot) instead taking far less food for breakfast than Keith must have a completely different explanation.
YOU SARCASTIC FUCK! Is that what I'm doing? Picking on someone for NOT eating?! It's a buffet! If you don't eat a lot, then why are you getting the buffet?

Did you think a $30 buffet was the only available option in a resort hotel?! HOLY SHITBOX! This is deliberate! I know it! You hate me! ADMIT IT!!!
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Old 02-05-2020, 03:27 PM   #26 (permalink)
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YOU SARCASTIC FUCK! Is that what I'm doing? Picking on someone for NOT eating?! It's a buffet! If you don't eat a lot, then why are you getting the buffet?

Did you think a $30 buffet was the only available option in a resort hotel?! HOLY SHITBOX! This is deliberate! I know it! You hate me! ADMIT IT!!!
LANFEAR!!!
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that could explain it. Was it farm boy dick?
Was an interesting summer bucking square bales.
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YOU SARCASTIC FUCK! Is that what I'm doing? Picking on someone for NOT eating?! It's a buffet! If you don't eat a lot, then why are you getting the buffet?

Did you think a $30 buffet was the only available option in a resort hotel?! HOLY SHITBOX! This is deliberate! I know it! You hate me! ADMIT IT!!!
Maybe Puerto Rico is a magical country where this doesn't apply but yeah usually if it's an All you can buffet there might not be the option to just have a tiny breakfast. Because every guest would order one all you can eat and then just sneak extra food to the other person.
Or it's included in the hotel fee anyway or you would have to have breakfast at two different places separately and that's just stupid.

So yeah I assume she goes with you to a buffet because you like it same as you go to a vegetarian place because she likes it.
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Crocs still good.
If only Keith's butt was that nice

*Edit* save that for our wedding night!
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If only Keith's butt was that nice
How do we know it's not though?
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