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Im diabetic and my sister-in-law has a heart condition so there is risk of dieting... stupid phone not dieting, death. Well sure dieting would help but... the point is we have risk and it is scary

I'm too depressed to fuck.

I live and work in New Jersey. I've been home since Saturday, working remotely since Monday, my daughter's school is closed. I've been ok taking it day-by-day and trying to not think about the long term too much, except last night I took in some information and data analysis that I wish I hadn't and it put me in a dark place.

I doubt schools will re-open before summer.

I don't think my workplace will be normally attended for at least two months.

Positive cases & deaths in my state are rising daily.

I'm selfishly upset about things in my life that will be cancelled, I'm upset about the societal ramifications of this pandemic, I'm terrified this is the collapse of our whole economy, and everything is bad and I am not feeling mentally good but I'm trying to get back to that one day at a time.

Maybe it's a good time to start OMAT.

Thank you for recording shows, you made me laugh, and it helps.

I'm pro sex now. Obviously not with a new partner.
That's what a virus can't do. It can only replicate itself. No sexy times for the Corona. Take that virus!

Of course, my wife definitely wants it more than I do, either way.

Billy Procida is quarantined with his GF and his GF's BF.

https://www.thecut.com/2020/03/what-...isolation.html

I'm surprised about how good my bf and I are doing, both working from home in the same room. We are getting along great. I'm about to choke my fucking cat tho. It's like I have a 10 pound weight on me everytime I sit or lay down and this annoying little beast follows me from room to room 24/7. If we run out of food, she's getting BBQ'd for sure.

Don't worry, I'm not a mother to human babies.

we’re acknowledging early that two months is a long time to be together all the time. we’re gonna get on each others’ nerves. currently, am getting laid a lot. and like, good. tonight we’re pretending we’re on Spring Break, drinking cheap beer, and listening to Rehab’s Southern Discomfort album. boredom is gonna catch up soon.

There is a growing trend of comics doing their sets in front of their cats. I’m loving it.

If anyone sees any new work from home jobs pop up DM your favorite Lakes Boy. Anime and video games and work out vids can only sustain me for so long. Plus my job doesn't have enough money to keep us paid and not working past next week 😞