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Scorpion 03-19-2020 05:07 AM


Originally Posted by John Petri (Post 882183)
im not getting laid....but that was going on before the pandemic....and will probably outlive it, whether i do or not :o


Scorpion 03-19-2020 05:15 AM


Originally Posted by Apia resurrected (Post 882179)
We are doing all the things to protect the elderly and the immune compromised.
To prevent the health care system from collapsing.
Thatís why we try to minimize contact.
If you are living together there is no hiding. And probably you wouldnít be so bad off if you get it. I personally am not afraid of the virus FOR ME or Mr Apia or the kids.
We are too young and healthy. But we separate and isolate to protect others, the society.
Have you seen the chart?

Im diabetic and my sister-in-law has a heart condition so there is risk of dieting... stupid phone not dieting, death. Well sure dieting would help but... the point is we have risk and it is scary

shoebootie 03-19-2020 11:31 AM

I'm too depressed to fuck.

I live and work in New Jersey. I've been home since Saturday, working remotely since Monday, my daughter's school is closed. I've been ok taking it day-by-day and trying to not think about the long term too much, except last night I took in some information and data analysis that I wish I hadn't and it put me in a dark place.

I doubt schools will re-open before summer.

I don't think my workplace will be normally attended for at least two months.

Positive cases & deaths in my state are rising daily.

I'm selfishly upset about things in my life that will be cancelled, I'm upset about the societal ramifications of this pandemic, I'm terrified this is the collapse of our whole economy, and everything is bad and I am not feeling mentally good but I'm trying to get back to that one day at a time.

Maybe it's a good time to start OMAT.

Thank you for recording shows, you made me laugh, and it helps.

Apia resurrected 03-19-2020 12:24 PM

I'm pro sex now. Obviously not with a new partner.
That's what a virus can't do. It can only replicate itself. No sexy times for the Corona. Take that virus!

Peterda 03-19-2020 01:27 PM

Of course, my wife definitely wants it more than I do, either way.

shoebootie 03-19-2020 02:10 PM

Billy Procida is quarantined with his GF and his GF's BF.

punk'n 03-19-2020 05:28 PM

I'm surprised about how good my bf and I are doing, both working from home in the same room. We are getting along great. I'm about to choke my fucking cat tho. It's like I have a 10 pound weight on me everytime I sit or lay down and this annoying little beast follows me from room to room 24/7. If we run out of food, she's getting BBQ'd for sure.

Don't worry, I'm not a mother to human babies.

Sparrow 03-19-2020 06:58 PM

we’re acknowledging early that two months is a long time to be together all the time. we’re gonna get on each others’ nerves. currently, am getting laid a lot. and like, good. tonight we’re pretending we’re on Spring Break, drinking cheap beer, and listening to Rehab’s Southern Discomfort album. boredom is gonna catch up soon.

Archimedes_Screw 03-20-2020 08:51 AM

There is a growing trend of comics doing their sets in front of their cats. Iím loving it.

FingerLakes 03-20-2020 10:54 AM

If anyone sees any new work from home jobs pop up DM your favorite Lakes Boy. Anime and video games and work out vids can only sustain me for so long. Plus my job doesn't have enough money to keep us paid and not working past next week 😞

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