3297: Dog Days of Summer w/ Jessie Jolles

Keith · 07-22-2020, 06:47 PM

Middle children and dating during a pandemic; Gilmore Girls; U.S. and COVID-19: 1,000 deaths in 1 day, Chuck Woolery, and coronavirus deniers; President Trump wishes Jeffrey Epstein’s Ghislaine Maxwell well; Trader Joe’s will remove racist branding; drugging animals and Chemda vs. Keith and Hugsy Malone

Guest:
Jessie Jolles

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Archimedes_Screw · 07-22-2020, 07:08 PM

7 of 9 reference! I see you Chemda and I appreciate you. Resistance is futile.

Apia resurrected · 07-23-2020, 12:39 AM

We started Indian matchmaker yesterday and couldn’t stop.
There is the woman Aparna who doesn’t want a funny husband and hates comedy, she said it.

Apia resurrected · 07-23-2020, 12:54 AM

I thought about the trader Joe's thing and I'm with Chemda.
For me its cute/ corny.

bagelwagel · 07-23-2020, 06:24 PM

My first reaction to the Trader Joe's branding was it made me feel uncomfortable for not realizing that probably none of the ethnic sounding brand names are legit ethnic in origin.

Cubeforce · 07-23-2020, 07:29 PM

Chemda one million percent on the dog story. Take your stupid dog in your own car if you know it's going to spew everywhere, or better, leave it home.

Keith · 07-23-2020, 08:21 PM

But why didn’t I, Cubeforce. Like if you had to say. Why didn’t I?

invader · 07-24-2020, 09:35 AM

Chemda 1 million percent. Fuck you (in this specific situation as a dog owner, not as a host or other stuff) and your sick dog. I hope he vomits the life out of himself and you can use your towel to dry your tears as you mourn your now empty husk of a dog while still standing. That would be worth being vomited on, in fact I'd eat the vomit to watch someone with that level of entitlement go through that anguish.

... woah... I didnt know I had that level of darkness inside of me. You know what take my seat, friend.

Keith · 07-24-2020, 09:38 AM

See who agrees with you, Chemda? Human god damn animals...

Disgusting, folks. Disgusting.

jcro21 · 07-24-2020, 09:52 AM

Can we get Tracey Carnazzo to weigh in on this poll? Or is she still recovering from Andrea's vomit story on Only in New York (I am as well). Kind of rude Hugsy didn't even try catching the throw up in his paws and holding it until he got off...

07-22-2020, 06:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,003	3297: Dog Days of Summer w/ Jessie Jolles Middle children and dating during a pandemic; Gilmore Girls; U.S. and COVID-19: 1,000 deaths in 1 day, Chuck Woolery, and coronavirus deniers; President Trump wishes Jeffrey Epstein’s Ghislaine Maxwell well; Trader Joe’s will remove racist branding; drugging animals and Chemda vs. Keith and Hugsy Malone Guest: Jessie Jolles Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed Archimedes_Screw likes this.
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07-22-2020, 07:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
Archimedes_Screw Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Hutto Texas Posts: 1,199	7 of 9 reference! I see you Chemda and I appreciate you. Resistance is futile. Keith, The Girl, bag of lazers and 1 others like this.
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07-23-2020, 12:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,460	We started Indian matchmaker yesterday and couldn’t stop. There is the woman Aparna who doesn’t want a funny husband and hates comedy, she said it. Keith, The Girl, Scorpion and 1 others like this.
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07-23-2020, 12:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,460	I thought about the trader Joe's thing and I'm with Chemda. For me its cute/ corny. The Girl and Scorpion like this.
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07-23-2020, 06:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
bagelwagel Member Join Date: Jan 2020 Posts: 59	My first reaction to the Trader Joe's branding was it made me feel uncomfortable for not realizing that probably none of the ethnic sounding brand names are legit ethnic in origin. Keith and Scorpion like this.
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View Poll Results: Re: The dog/bus story: Whose side were you on?
Keith	21	52.50%
Chemda	19	47.50%
Voters: 40. You may not vote on this poll


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07-23-2020, 07:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cubeforce Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 81	Chemda one million percent on the dog story. Take your stupid dog in your own car if you know it's going to spew everywhere, or better, leave it home. The Girl likes this.
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07-23-2020, 08:21 PM	#7 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,003	But why didn’t I, Cubeforce. Like if you had to say. Why didn’t I? Scorpion likes this.
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07-24-2020, 09:35 AM	#8 (permalink)
invader Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bronx, NY Posts: 578	Chemda 1 million percent. Fuck you (in this specific situation as a dog owner, not as a host or other stuff) and your sick dog. I hope he vomits the life out of himself and you can use your towel to dry your tears as you mourn your now empty husk of a dog while still standing. That would be worth being vomited on, in fact I'd eat the vomit to watch someone with that level of entitlement go through that anguish. ... woah... I didnt know I had that level of darkness inside of me. You know what take my seat, friend.
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07-24-2020, 09:38 AM	#9 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,003	See who agrees with you, Chemda? Human god damn animals... Disgusting, folks. Disgusting. Scorpion likes this.
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07-24-2020, 09:52 AM	#10 (permalink)
jcro21 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 281	Can we get Tracey Carnazzo to weigh in on this poll? Or is she still recovering from Andrea's vomit story on Only in New York (I am as well). Kind of rude Hugsy didn't even try catching the throw up in his paws and holding it until he got off... Keith, The Girl and Scorpion like this.
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