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Keith 10-19-2020 05:17 PM

3333: Raising the Roof w/ Tracey Carnazzo
 
2 weeks until Election Day; comedy, COVID-19, and fire escape shows; bacon-scented masks and nude MRIs; The Affairís Dominic Westís affair

Guest:
Tracey Carnazzo
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Apia resurrected 10-20-2020 07:20 AM

Most accidents occur at home. So it's not safer.

FingerLakes 10-20-2020 11:38 AM

"So has Covid affected your relationship?"
"Huh? Haha, so I LOVE cleaning!"
:D:D:D

I'm surprised Keith didn't read all of Tracey's insta-stories that were WordArt collages about how men don't respect a woman till she's gone and exes don't deserve your energy and that kinda shit.

shoebootie 10-20-2020 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by FingerLakes (Post 886002)
"So has Covid affected your relationship?"
"Huh? Haha, so I LOVE cleaning!"
:D:D:D

I'm surprised Keith didn't read all of Tracey's insta-stories that were WordArt collages about how men don't respect a woman till she's gone and exes don't deserve your energy and that kinda shit.

When my friends post too many insta-quotes or inspirational/aspirational quotes, I text them real quick "hey, are you ok because this seems like perhaps you are not doing so good right now."

We're in our 30s the time to subtweet your ex has come and gone.

shoebootie 10-20-2020 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Apia resurrected (Post 885994)
Most accidents occur at home. So it's not safer.

I do more Dumb Shit at home than I'd ever do out in the world. All my injuries happen here.

Apia resurrected 10-20-2020 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by shoebootie (Post 886003)
When my friends post too many insta-quotes or inspirational/aspirational quotes, I text them real quick "hey, are you ok because this seems like perhaps you are not doing so good right now."

We're in our 30s the time to subtweet your ex has come and gone.

I'm very anti inspirational quotes. I'm always a little big disappointed. On Facebook I always mute the source

FingerLakes 10-20-2020 11:54 AM

Re: The Poll
 
Yes. Spoke to an ex fuck buddy over the summer and we were commiserating about corona and I guess trump's response to it came up and he started defending him. Then as I call trump a racist idiot and he starts going HARD about how trump isn't a racist and "how could he be when he hired a black to do whatever Ben Carson did?!" and I'm wondering why he's defending this idiot so hard then as I go on he reveals he voted for trump in 2016 and is like "I'M NOT A RACIST. HIS VOTERS AREN'T RACIST" and I'm just gobsmacked. As Keith said before, people hear the word racist and it becomes very personal. I never called this dude a racist, just said that RACISTS love trump because he empowers them to keep being more racist and violent. Like literally he said to hurt people and racists responded by going YEAH and being violent at his rallies and at protests. But this guy heard that and assumed I must be calling him one directly because he supports a racist and so he has to defend trump to defend himself.

It gets worse.
He goes on to tell me why Biden is unqualified and this is his list:
  • He's weak and other countries won't respect him
  • He's untrustworthy
  • He's a pedophile! He hung out with Epstein
And again I'm speechless because either I'm crazy or he's an idiot because every single point he makes applies to trump! ALL OF THEM.
I call trump a rapist and his defense was "He never held a gun on any of those women!" and that was it.
We were already Exes but now I have no respect for him as a person.

And someone I befriended at a party a year or 2 ago recently put up a video about how Corona is a hoax AND masks are a lie. Why would the latter have to be true if there's no virus???? We spoke earlier in the year about how Trump got into power because people refused to vote for Hilary, a woman, and how stupid that is. Then a month ago he posted on fb about not voting because "it's all a scam"

So he's dead to me

FingerLakes 10-20-2020 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by shoebootie (Post 886003)
When my friends post too many insta-quotes or inspirational/aspirational quotes, I text them real quick "hey, are you ok because this seems like perhaps you are not doing so good right now."

We're in our 30s the time to subtweet your ex has come and gone.

Jokes on you!
He's not an ex! He's just the guy she lives with and won't talk about ever in public ;)

Scorpion 10-20-2020 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by shoebootie (Post 886004)
I do more Dumb Shit at home than I'd ever do out in the world. All my injuries happen here.

Bad things happen where you are.
The more your in one place the more bad things happen there. This is less true for homeless people.

Most car accidents happen within 5 miles of home. Duh! Most driving happens within 5 miles of home. You could park your car 6 miles from home then you can be the exception.

Apia resurrected 10-20-2020 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorpion (Post 886009)
Bad things happen where you are.
The more your in one place the more bad things happen there. This is less true for homeless people.

Most car accidents happen within 5 miles of home. Duh! Most driving happens within 5 miles of home. You could park your car 6 miles from home then you can be the exception.

A lot of people drink a lot at home now. Maybe also not helping.

Scorpion 10-20-2020 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Apia resurrected (Post 886011)
A lot of people drink a lot at home now. Maybe also not helping.

That’s it just drink at your neighbors house, they Can drink at your place problem solved!
I’m good at this, give me another!

Archimedes_Screw 10-20-2020 12:42 PM

I adore Tracey. She reminds me of the secretary in Ghost Busters and she brightens my day when sheís on a podcast.

shoebootie 10-20-2020 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by FingerLakes (Post 886007)
Jokes on you!
He's not an ex! He's just the guy she lives with and won't talk about ever in public ;)

Well that's a shame, I didn't realize that was still going on. Either way, she pivots away from the subject she doesn't want to talk about well.... "moving briskly along!" would be a good segue anytime someone brings up shit I don't feel like discussing.

Keith 10-20-2020 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FingerLakes (Post 886002)
"So has Covid affected your relationship?"
"Huh? Haha, so I LOVE cleaning!"
:D:D:D

I'm surprised Keith didn't read all of Tracey's insta-stories that were WordArt collages about how men don't respect a woman till she's gone and exes don't deserve your energy and that kinda shit.

What do you think you would have learned?

FingerLakes 10-20-2020 08:01 PM

oh nothing, for sure.
I just love hearing her avoid a question. Tracey avoids questions in more engaging ways than some people answer them

punk'n 10-21-2020 11:46 AM

Keith I'm not paying you if the Kansas City Cheese wins.
They're not as good.

Rune 10-21-2020 02:07 PM

Love Tracey! Her stories make me feel like moving to New York. Climbing a fire escape onto a roof for a comedy show sounds exactly like the kind of thing I would totally do, but would never happen here.

Dominic West is attractive in a rugged-ugly sort of way, if that makes any sense. I watched him in The Affair, which I though was really good, so maybe my eyeballs acclimated to him on my screen. As implied by the title, he cheated on his wife in that role. Perhaps he could claim heís still method acting, or something.

Piscean 10-21-2020 02:59 PM

Hearing Tracey talk about learning to do a tracheotomy in school was definitely one of the more concerning things I've heard in years. By "school", I hope she meant "medical school" and not what I assumed, which was "public/private school".

A tracheotomy is a fairly serious procedure and the legal ramifications of teaching that to kids would be staggering.

Hopefully it was a Tracey exaggeration, but her tone sounded fairly serious.

The Girl 10-21-2020 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Piscean (Post 886033)
Hearing Tracey talk about learning to do a tracheotomy in school was definitely one of the more concerning things I've heard in years. By "school", I hope she meant "medical school" and not what I assumed, which was "public/private school".

A tracheotomy is a fairly serious procedure and the legal ramifications of teaching that to kids would be staggering.

Hopefully it was a Tracey exaggeration, but her tone sounded fairly serious.


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Archimedes_Screw 10-21-2020 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Piscean (Post 886033)
Hearing Tracey talk about learning to do a tracheotomy in school was definitely one of the more concerning things I've heard in years. By "school", I hope she meant "medical school" and not what I assumed, which was "public/private school".

A tracheotomy is a fairly serious procedure and the legal ramifications of teaching that to kids would be staggering.

Hopefully it was a Tracey exaggeration, but her tone sounded fairly serious.

I learned limb amputation techniques in shop class.

CherryLavender 10-23-2020 10:26 AM

I'll raise your losing a friend to losing a partner the first time around.

I'll raise my losing a partner the first time around to "it's not clear yet" if I'm losing the second partner the second fucking time around.

18 years together and this fucking guy.

Apia resurrected 10-24-2020 01:34 AM

Mr Apia and I are different in lots of areas Iím an extrovert he is an introvert ( or too lazy to communicate as I see it, haha) but luckily we have similar political views. In your world of just 2 parties it would be 100% always Democrat.

Here where we have more parties itís :

We are liberal, we want the environment and nature to be ok, free education, donít exploit the working class, equal rights for everyone and letís not go crazy with communism because that also never worked.

The Girl 10-24-2020 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CherryLavender (Post 886128)
I'll raise your losing a friend to losing a partner the first time around.

I'll raise my losing a partner the first time around to "it's not clear yet" if I'm losing the second partner the second fucking time around.

18 years together and this fucking guy.


Oh noooo what happened! Iím so sorry to hear.


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CherryLavender 10-26-2020 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The Girl (Post 886144)
Oh noooo what happened! Iím so sorry to hear.


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It seems that after having covid and while spending a month with the other partner because of it, she has decided that her political beliefs lie enough with Donald Trump to vote for him.

The Girl 10-26-2020 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CherryLavender (Post 886166)
It seems that after having covid and while spending a month with the other partner because of it, she has decided that her political beliefs lie enough with Donald Trump to vote for him.


Oh my! That is super rough


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Rune 10-27-2020 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CherryLavender (Post 886166)
It seems that after having covid and while spending a month with the other partner because of it, she has decided that her political beliefs lie enough with Donald Trump to vote for him.

Iím wondering, does that completely erase the whole relationship? Did they change? What if you accept each otherís differences in your vote?

Iím starting to think partisanship in relationships doesnít seem to bode well, like as a country, Itís almost like itís a religion now.


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