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Keith 10-21-2020 04:08 PM

3334: Jeff the Jerkoff 2 w/ J.P. McDade
 
Living with men; New Yorker writer and CNN analyst Jeffrey Toobin caught masturbating during Zoom meeting; Troy Aikman, Joe Buck, and America; the presidential debateís mute buttons; polling placesí dress codes; 50 Cent supports President Trump; losing friends over politics; COVID-19 and movie theaters; man butt-dials his intended murder victim

Guest:
J.P. McDade
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Archimedes_Screw 10-21-2020 04:25 PM

The episode is currently downloading. I just did a little jig seeing the title and who the guest is. Holy shit Iím giddy as fuck.

Scorpion 10-21-2020 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Archimedes_Screw (Post 886056)
The episode is currently downloading. I just did a little jig seeing the title and who the guest is. Holy shit Iím giddy as fuck.

The title has me giddy, is this a return of Jeff the jerkoff?! I so can't wait to listen.

Archimedes_Screw 10-21-2020 04:54 PM

Tugginí the Toobin.

Archimedes_Screw 10-21-2020 05:36 PM

The best part is that a gentleman named Rod gets to talk about this next week.

mxmalloryjane 10-22-2020 12:01 AM

I just, I feel like it should be easier to agree that jerking off in the presence of others, whether on a phone call/video chat/whatever is uhhhh not ok without their consent? Annnnnd this was a work thing so wtf are we trying to justify here?

Hilarious episode, I so enjoyed the riffing around what Toobin must've been thinking. Keith is so right, the male bumbler is a shit excuse and we help it along when we try to justify/explain away this behaviour. I gotta say though, JP's assertion that 90% of guys think they could essentially get away with it, while very funny, is also very troubling as someone who has seen their fair share of unsolicited/non-consensual dick... DUDES DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. As Chemda was saying, we KNOW, we can tell when you're doing shady shit. You may think you're being sly and getting away with it... but just because we're not calling you out doesn't mean we don't see it. Maybe Toobin's coworkers didn't say anything in the moment because a lot of us have learned to pretend like nothing is happening when someone takes their dick out, because society has shown us, over and over, that they will always side with the penis.

Apia resurrected 10-22-2020 03:30 AM

Unfortunately no college of mine if posting any thirst traps so I can’t say if it’s hard not to like them. Thank you, serious business world. This thank you is sarcastic.

All I see are cute dogs ( not on naked bodies) and nature ( with no naked bodies) . Same as my postings.

Keith 10-22-2020 03:44 AM

Please, Iíve seen you...

Apia resurrected 10-22-2020 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Keith (Post 886077)
Please, I’ve seen you...

Only here. My instagram is very family friendly.

Apia resurrected 10-22-2020 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia resurrected (Post 886079)
Only here. My instagram is very family friendly.

It was a KATG exclusive.

Andrea's toothbrush 10-22-2020 05:49 AM

Coming to America
 
Someone please tell Chemda that Coming to America 2 will be streaming on Amazon Prime in November of this year.

The Girl 10-22-2020 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrea's toothbrush (Post 886081)
Someone please tell Chemda that Coming to America 2 will be streaming on Amazon Prime in November of this year.


Iíll pass the word.

(I actually knew that but xerxes and I were looking forward to going to the movies for this one. I want movie popcorn!)


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FingerLakes 10-22-2020 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archimedes_Screw (Post 886062)
Tugginí the Toobin.

You're the second person I've seen this week refer to their dick as a toob. Is this a Southern thing?

Newsy 10-22-2020 09:16 AM

My first job Was at the movie theater. When I was an Usher, people would tell me that they saw mice in the theater, but I never saw them. Until one day I was watching a movie and a mouse ran across my foot. Just set up more glue traps and hope for the best!


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Newsy 10-22-2020 09:23 AM

The sounds I let out when Keith mentioned painting over the gross tub.. [emoji1785]


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FingerLakes 10-22-2020 10:08 AM

Why does it have to be a mistress? Why can't his own wife want him to jerk off to her in public?!
NORMALIZE SHARING KINKS WITH YOUR PARTNERS AND GETTING FIRED FOR THEM

shoebootie 10-22-2020 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia resurrected (Post 886080)
It was a KATG exclusive.

Drip Drip, baby!

shoebootie 10-22-2020 10:25 AM

Fun tips for working from home:

Take breaks
Go outside for fresh air
Don't jerk off during work hours
Drink plenty of water
Blue-light blocking glasses help with eye strain

Scorpion 10-22-2020 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by shoebootie (Post 886104)
Fun tips for working from home:

Take breaks
Go outside for fresh air
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Drink plenty of water
Blue-light blocking glasses help with eye strain

4 good basic rules!

Scorpion 10-22-2020 11:41 AM

Thirst trap
 
Shhh donít tell Keith but heís right and I think Chemda is a little naive on this one.

So if Xerxes is liking thirst trap photos of Chemdaís friends then no big deal?
I bet he isnít and doesnít that say something?

Apia resurrected 10-22-2020 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorpion (Post 886107)
Shhh donít tell Keith but heís right and I think Chemda is a little naive on this one.

So if Xerxes is liking thirst trap photos of Chemdaís friends then no big deal?
I bet he isnít and doesnít that say something?

I can't imagine he does. Chemda. Good question. Does he?

The Girl 10-22-2020 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia resurrected (Post 886108)
I can't imagine he does. Chemda. Good question. Does he?


I donít know


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Apia resurrected 10-22-2020 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Girl (Post 886109)
I donít know


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Could you ask him for us? We want to know!

Apia resurrected 10-22-2020 12:53 PM

I just asked Mr Apia.

That’s what he said:

If a person I know posted a thirst trap, they want a like and this would be a nice thing to do. But when you know the person and see them the next day in a different context it’s not great because it sends the message īI like your breasts or your ass ( or other body partsˋ)
If you are single that’s fine but when you are in a relationship it sends the message : I am interested in your body.
This can lead to a bad place.

Archimedes_Screw 10-22-2020 12:57 PM

Specifically, what constitutes a thirst trap? Iíd be interested to see if there is a consensus on this. Also given the year this is all I wanna focus on.

Apia resurrected 10-22-2020 01:07 PM

For the definition I went to Keith’s favorite place, urban dictionary.


Thirst Trap
A sexy photograph or flirty message posted on social media for the intent of causing others to publicly profess their attraction. This is done not to actually respond or satisfy any of this attraction, but to feed the posters ego or need for attention, at the expense of the time, reputation and sexual frustration of those who view the image or reply.
"Hey guys, are these shorts too tight?"
"Screw off with your thirst trap."


I wouldn’t see it so negatively. The viewers can also enjoy it.

Keith 10-22-2020 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FingerLakes (Post 886102)
Why does it have to be a mistress? Why can't his own wife want him to jerk off to her in public?!
NORMALIZE SHARING KINKS WITH YOUR PARTNERS AND GETTING FIRED FOR THEM

Right?

Now walk it out...

FingerLakes 10-22-2020 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archimedes_Screw (Post 886112)
Specifically, what constitutes a thirst trap? Iíd be interested to see if there is a consensus on this.

1) We're starting to get a little ridiculous now
2) no there's no consensus for anything on the internet. But if makes your toob wiggle and you'd feel funny looking at it in public it's a fucking thirst trap

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Girl (Post 886109)
I donít know


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I think Xerxes needs to come on mic next LW and give his 2 cents. Maybe I just miss his voice

bag of lazers 10-23-2020 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia resurrected (Post 886113)
...at the expense of the time, reputation and sexual frustration of those who view the image or reply.

I was onboard until this part. Reading kinda incel there, Urban Dictionary writer guy.

Apia resurrected 10-23-2020 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bag of lazers (Post 886126)
I was onboard until this part. Reading kinda incel there, Urban Dictionary writer guy.

You are right 100%

LoopyLou79 10-25-2020 03:53 PM

Microsoft Teams
 
After a thirteen hour run through of all possible scenarios of the USA election including break out rooms I think I'd start masturbating, hoping to wank myself into alternate universe.

If he needs an excuse to keep his job he could always say he had a COVID vaccination and the Bill Gates microchip made him do it.


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