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Old 11-25-2020, 07:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
PARTY! SUPER PARTY!
 
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3349: The World’s Most Controversial Episode of the World’s Most Offensive Podcast

Keith vs. Thanksgiving; Dave Chappelle vs. Your Feelings; Ricky Shroeder bails out Kyle Rittenhouse and calls cops for protection; punk’n’s creepy Catholic high school teacher; 31-year-old admits he raped 2 children during Washington State Patrol interview

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Old 11-25-2020, 08:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh
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God

You guys had me dying with this turkey debacle. Please Keith, stick it together with toothpicks or kebab sticks to look like a whole turkey and please please PLEASE take pictures. Googly eyes would also be a nice touch.

"What things did you get that go with a turkey?"

"A pan."
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holy shit

the turkey

I can't even

I had the same reactions as Chemda

thoughts and prayers, Keith
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I think KATG.com/chat just saved my life. I'm going whole turkey, baby!

(I know I'm gonna leave the thermometer in and it'll explode and everyone's gonna be like, "Not THAT kind of meat thermometer, idiot...")
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When everything goes wrong you could say you talked to the pizza gate nutritionist and she said you should NOT have turkey because..... 5G maybe?


And that’s why you made pizza.
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“ Keith turkeys don’t have anything to do with 5G”

Keith:

“ you sweet Kyle. That’s what THEY want you to think.”
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Sorry I want on chat enough last night and I listened to the show late.

HONEY BAKED HAM COMPANY!

Yes they also have other meats
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If you’re making it at home and need to transport it to her place make sure you have something to transport it in


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perhaps the pan, since that's all we have
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perhaps the pan, since that's all we have
The pan should be cool
I would remove the Turkey wash the pan and put the Turkey back in save some juice for gravy if you want
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