3641: Open Portals w/ Carrie Gravenson

MongoMike · 03-13-2023, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Svage

You're a big boy you can figure out how to incorporate screen sharing for 2 seconds to get your point across.

Itll be funnier than holding up a print out. What's funnier than a screenshot of a text cropped ready to go? Idk maybe a second screenshot of the reply? And then multiple screenshots in succession accompanied by your trademark rants.

I'm sure your backstage producer can have that shit locked and loaded ready to go so you don't have to fumble around with it.

I just want yall to be better than ever ☹️

This is dumb. How is Keith going to rip up a screenshare?

MongoMike · 03-13-2023, 01:36 PM

What if two things could be true at once...like...let's just imagine...both that there was a small pocket of rioting at one entrance to the capitol building where police did not invite protestors in and that the access point police did invite protestors in and even escorted specific looking people directly to their photo shoot locations.

The piece that I find amazing that isn't being discussed is that the "shaman" is serving a 4 year sentence while evidence (the video of security escorting him around) that was legally required to be presented to his defense team during discovery was not presented and we now know through the prosecutions own admission that they withheld evidence....this is grounds for a mistrial and his immediate release and probably some civil and legal ramifications for the AG.

P.S. I will assume ignorance here from you guys on "the cop that was murdered by the mob". He was not beat to death with a fire extinguisher. He had cardiovascular failure after he left the site for the day.

P.P.S. The woman shot was "trying to get to where the people were at" claim is partially correct. She went through a window to an area that had been previously occupied by Congressional staff. It had been cleared by the timestamps for approximately half an hour. The way this video has been cut previously is to show the egress then cut to a close up of her going through the window (the close up is to crop out the timestamp on the security feed and to not show the press and police behind her). The window WAS broken while congress was still in egress and that individual ate a left hook from the woman later shot and was told to stop by the police standing there (remember they are no longer standing there once the allow the protesters to move forward). After the security force who had asked the protestors to wait at the door got the all clear over the radio they told the group of protestors as much and left the door and area down the secured steps just behind the group of protestors. The protestors did not going down the steps as they were directed not to by security. The photographers and additional police moved into place. Protesters believed just like had been their experience all throughout the day that the police had cleared the area and had allowed the protesters to move forward for photo opportunities with the provided press until the next police held area. She was the first and only protester to move forward and was shot. This is the only murder that occurred that day.

foboyib946 · 03-13-2023, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MongoMike

P.S. I will assume ignorance here from you guys on "the cop that was murdered by the mob". He was not beat to death with a fire extinguisher. He had cardiovascular failure after he left the site for the day.

This part is wrong. It was a stroke. His helmet was in mint condition was going to die of a stroke that day whether he went to work or not.

rodimusprime · 03-13-2023, 03:06 PM

Every time they go over Will Smith's apology I always feel horrible because I already accepted his apology on behalf of everyone else. I have too much integrity to take it back. Forgiven.

XenoTitty · 03-13-2023, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by rodimusprime

Every time they go over Will Smith's apology I always feel horrible because I already accepted his apology on behalf of everyone else. I have too much integrity to take it back. Forgiven.

Thank you for all you do for us Rod

Jay86 · 03-19-2023, 08:47 PM

Ugh, those raw meat displays at some restaurants. I forget which comedian coined the phrase but we now always refer to it as a "Hell Dimension".
"Shall we go have a steak at that place with the Hell Dimension in the back?"

MongoMike · 03-20-2023, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by foboyib946

This part is wrong. It was a stroke. His helmet was in mint condition was going to die of a stroke that day whether he went to work or not.

fair enough...still the point stands wasn't murder was a health condition

XenoTitty · 03-20-2023, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MongoMike

fair enough...still the point stands wasn't murder was a health condition

I know you like to play the game like you’re not just talking to yourself on another account, but it pleases me to know you sadly log in/out of these accounts just so you can pretend to have ONE person who agrees with you. What a WEIRDO!

MongoMike · 03-23-2023, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by XenoTitty

I know you like to play the game like you’re not just talking to yourself on another account, but it pleases me to know you sadly log in/out of these accounts just so you can pretend to have ONE person who agrees with you. What a WEIRDO!

xeno, you are my other account, numb nuts

XenoTitty · 03-23-2023, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MongoMike

xeno, you are my other account, numb nuts

I show up in the chat every week to confirm my identity, how bout u?

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03-13-2023, 01:36 PM	#12 (permalink)
MongoMike Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2022 Posts: 106	What if two things could be true at once...like...let's just imagine...both that there was a small pocket of rioting at one entrance to the capitol building where police did not invite protestors in and that the access point police did invite protestors in and even escorted specific looking people directly to their photo shoot locations. The piece that I find amazing that isn't being discussed is that the "shaman" is serving a 4 year sentence while evidence (the video of security escorting him around) that was legally required to be presented to his defense team during discovery was not presented and we now know through the prosecutions own admission that they withheld evidence....this is grounds for a mistrial and his immediate release and probably some civil and legal ramifications for the AG. P.S. I will assume ignorance here from you guys on "the cop that was murdered by the mob". He was not beat to death with a fire extinguisher. He had cardiovascular failure after he left the site for the day. P.P.S. The woman shot was "trying to get to where the people were at" claim is partially correct. She went through a window to an area that had been previously occupied by Congressional staff. It had been cleared by the timestamps for approximately half an hour. The way this video has been cut previously is to show the egress then cut to a close up of her going through the window (the close up is to crop out the timestamp on the security feed and to not show the press and police behind her). The window WAS broken while congress was still in egress and that individual ate a left hook from the woman later shot and was told to stop by the police standing there (remember they are no longer standing there once the allow the protesters to move forward). After the security force who had asked the protestors to wait at the door got the all clear over the radio they told the group of protestors as much and left the door and area down the secured steps just behind the group of protestors. The protestors did not going down the steps as they were directed not to by security. The photographers and additional police moved into place. Protesters believed just like had been their experience all throughout the day that the police had cleared the area and had allowed the protesters to move forward for photo opportunities with the provided press until the next police held area. She was the first and only protester to move forward and was shot. This is the only murder that occurred that day. Last edited by MongoMike; 03-13-2023 at 01:39 PM.
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03-13-2023, 03:06 PM	#14 (permalink)
rodimusprime Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,271	Every time they go over Will Smith's apology I always feel horrible because I already accepted his apology on behalf of everyone else. I have too much integrity to take it back. Forgiven. XenoTitty likes this.
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03-19-2023, 08:47 PM	#16 (permalink)
Jay86 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 102	Ugh, those raw meat displays at some restaurants. I forget which comedian coined the phrase but we now always refer to it as a "Hell Dimension". "Shall we go have a steak at that place with the Hell Dimension in the back?"
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