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Apia resurrected · 10-25-2023, 03:17 AM

Mr Apia and I once went by a tennis court. I said, maybe I would learn how to play tennis when I’m retired.
He said, you will be too old and your knees too.
I got mad, because why saying this now? Who knows what will be in 20 plus years?
Maybe I will be able to buy new body parts as I wish! Great Pharma NEVER disappointed!
Joke is on him. He tried to tell me that tennis is out of the question, now I plan for an open relationship and LSD, mashrooms and toad venom in my 60-ties.

Khylee · 10-25-2023, 05:18 PM

I would change my name for life to Dickapedia for a billion dollars

DWarrior · 10-25-2023, 06:40 PM

I would let Elon tattoo dicks all over my face for a billion

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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	Mr Apia and I once went by a tennis court. I said, maybe I would learn how to play tennis when I’m retired. He said, you will be too old and your knees too. I got mad, because why saying this now? Who knows what will be in 20 plus years? Maybe I will be able to buy new body parts as I wish! Great Pharma NEVER disappointed! Joke is on him. He tried to tell me that tennis is out of the question, now I plan for an open relationship and LSD, mashrooms and toad venom in my 60-ties. The Girl likes this.
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Khylee Member Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 68	I would change my name for life to Dickapedia for a billion dollars The Girl likes this.
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