957: Enjoy Yourself

Bitter/Oso · 05-21-2009, 11:36 PM

moot point now, but for the record i discovered masturbation by accident in the 7th grade, and didn't end up having sex until i was 21. the plan was to wait until i got married before having sex. i had a few opportunities in high school, and many in college. the girl i ended up losing my virginity to was way out of my league, and i knew we weren't going to last...so i had to do it.

Stew_Ped · 05-22-2009, 09:55 PM

I would love to be there on the wedding night of some 35 year old virgins who never even masturbated just to see them fumbling around and apologizing. People need to practice this. It's like a job interview with crotches. If you don't know how to behave during it, you won't be in there very long.

fallingwindows · 05-23-2009, 05:03 AM

If I had known how to get myself off I wouldn't have gotten so sexually frustrated and would not have lost my virginity.

Keith · 05-23-2009, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by fallingwindows

If I had known how to get myself off I wouldn't have gotten so sexually frustrated and would not have lost my virginity.

This is the girl that went on the date with The Intern and didn't like that he fell all over her.

That's a silly thing you wrote. I can tell your sexual appetite is insane.

You're old enough to know how now.

Please, woman...

Somethingdumb · 06-08-2009, 09:54 AM

If there was a hole readily available, i'd use that instead of my hand. Every time. Keith is right.

dEadERest · 07-23-2009, 12:53 PM

Catching up on shows I missed . .

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Originally Posted by littlp

My husband started masturbating when he was 4, didn't have sex till he was 19.

About the same for me. I thought of it as "wiggling", face down with my nice flannel jammies. Didn't really use my hands until 20's.
I am old and voted "no".

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Originally Posted by littlp

It depends on the person I think.

yessum

WittyReference · 09-30-2011, 04:31 AM

Wow, listen to Keith's repressed childhood rear its head in this episode! He's never been so wrong and I'm glad the poll reflected that. Can't wait to hit play on the next one to hear the follow up.

I don't remember my parents specifically talking to me about sex but they gave me books and took me to a couple of sex ed talks in grade 7. I was glad to have the books to refer to so I could look up what I was feeling. The first time I masturbated I fainted, which wasn't in the books though...sheeesh

It's only been a couple of years but a reminder that you said you'd keep an eye on the girl that appeared on Oprah to see how she turned out

Keith · 09-30-2011, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by WittyReference

Wow, listen to Keith's repressed childhood rear its head in this episode! He's never been so wrong and I'm glad the poll reflected that.

The poll that says I'm at least 30% correct whatever side I picked?

WittyReference · 09-30-2011, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

The poll that says I'm at least 30% correct whatever side I picked?

what? If you'd picked the other side you'd be 70% correct.

So you honestly enjoyed having no idea what your body was doing while you were a teenager and having wet dreams the whole time?

View Poll Results: Is masturbation a gateway to sexual intercourse?
Yes	85	28.91%
No	209	71.09%
Voters: 294. You may not vote on this poll

05-21-2009, 11:36 PM	#71 (permalink)
Bitter/Oso Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: the 'burque Posts: 19	moot point now, but for the record i discovered masturbation by accident in the 7th grade, and didn't end up having sex until i was 21. the plan was to wait until i got married before having sex. i had a few opportunities in high school, and many in college. the girl i ended up losing my virginity to was way out of my league, and i knew we weren't going to last...so i had to do it.
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05-22-2009, 09:55 PM	#72 (permalink)
Stew_Ped Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Near a lousy mall Posts: 73	I would love to be there on the wedding night of some 35 year old virgins who never even masturbated just to see them fumbling around and apologizing. People need to practice this. It's like a job interview with crotches. If you don't know how to behave during it, you won't be in there very long.
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05-23-2009, 05:03 AM	#73 (permalink)
fallingwindows Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 225	If I had known how to get myself off I wouldn't have gotten so sexually frustrated and would not have lost my virginity.
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06-08-2009, 09:54 AM	#75 (permalink)
Somethingdumb Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 251	If there was a hole readily available, i'd use that instead of my hand. Every time. Keith is right.
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09-30-2011, 04:31 AM	#77 (permalink)
WittyReference Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 561	Wow, listen to Keith's repressed childhood rear its head in this episode! He's never been so wrong and I'm glad the poll reflected that. Can't wait to hit play on the next one to hear the follow up. I don't remember my parents specifically talking to me about sex but they gave me books and took me to a couple of sex ed talks in grade 7. I was glad to have the books to refer to so I could look up what I was feeling. The first time I masturbated I fainted, which wasn't in the books though...sheeesh It's only been a couple of years but a reminder that you said you'd keep an eye on the girl that appeared on Oprah to see how she turned out
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