112: I’ll Be Fine

[Keith]

Oh boy. Some weeks you’re on top and the next week you’re a flop. Take some Prozac before tuning in to this episode where we discuss dashed hopes, dropped plates, short shifts, art installations, juicing, foreign customs, empowerment, tights, and punching up.

Episodes discussed:

209: Deconstructing Spooky w/ Spooky
429: Picking Fights
1323: This Show Is Free
1712: Good Grief w/ Dan Hirshon and Jay Nog
1912: Whip It w/ Amber Nelson
2555: Alternative Facts w/ Alingon Mitra
3013: What Men Want w/ Andrew Casertano
3493: Feet of Clay w/ Jeff Scheen

Guest:
Newsy



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[Apia resurrected]

I 100% went through the same in the past." But he said we would go on a vacation together and now he doesn't call me anymore! Why?"

[Apia resurrected]

Unfortunately because I also thought being a lawyer was like stand up, I went to law school.
And it was like this:

Here, sit down in the library and study laws for 4,5 years. Read thousands sides of very boring stuff and always feel you should learn more.
Be excited when a comma changes in the law text. Free depression attached.


I passed but it wasn’t at all fun. Did you know I had to learn construction law? And police law?
I didn’t until I had to.

[Keith]

4, 5 years? They say being a stand-up takes at least 10!

[Apia resurrected]

Originally Posted by Keith

4, 5 years? They say being a stand-up takes at least 10!

I finished too fast for the fun to start I guess.

[shoebootie]

Being a farm-wife sounds fun in theory. I think I just wanna cosplay or take a vacation as role playing on a farmstead.

Get the eggs from the chicken coop... throw down some feed.... pet a goat... make some bread... put stuff in jars... I've seen Pioneer Woman on the cooking channel, how hard can it be? Yeehaw mothafuckas!

The reality though? Not as cute. I just see little snippets of the reality I'd want, and not the actuality of that life. That farmers don't make money, animal shit stinks, and this is a full time LIFE and not just a fun little whim.