51: Asshole Behavior

Keith · 07-14-2021, 07:42 PM

Newsychu: Woowee! This episode kicks off with more tales from my life. We talk a little sex therapy, a little revenge ... My life’s got it all! Taking Roderick’s advice, I chose the most controversial guest on the list to dive into. Find out which weasel got my hackles up!

94: Back in the Day w/ Patrice
307: Death Dealers w/ Matt B
764: KATG Marathon - Bobby Mitchell and Noemi
1001: Awesome w/ Myq Kaplan
1219: Bonehead w/ Costaki Economopolous
1424: The Heming Way w/ Marty Beckerman
2011: By the Way
2209: Celebrity Deathmatch w/ Jim Conroy
2427: In the Cards w/ Sara Armour
3111: Man Cave w/ Casey James Salengo, Will Winner, and Patrick Schroeder

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Paige_H · 07-14-2021, 11:45 PM

I am chuckling heartily at the bomb shelter bedroom rent up charge conversation.

I went to Israel in 1999 and fell in love (it’s a cool place, Keith-give it a break

). I hope y’all can visit soon!

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Keith · 07-15-2021, 12:05 AM

All the beautiful browns.

Paige_H · 07-15-2021, 12:39 AM

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All the beautiful browns.

Yeah, you can’t trust me. I moved to the desert willingly.

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Apia resurrected · 07-15-2021, 05:27 AM

Keith, German is the most beautiful and gentle language ever.

Wer das nicht versteht, hat echt was missverstanden, verdammt und Sauerkraut!

Even the other languages in my head agree.

Keith niestety nie wie jak ładnie to jest jak się umie mówić po niemiecku. Tak pięknie i spokojnie.

Parler l'allemand; c’est très jolie et très belle. Parler d’allemand est supérieur.

( I don’t have the Russian keyboard on, so that has to wait)

ThePinkSuperhero · 07-15-2021, 03:12 PM

When I see KATG posters, I will start a game of LICK MY, SUCK MY in the margins, and everyone can play along until I come back to advise what the answer was.

rodimusprime · 07-17-2021, 12:14 AM

Omg this story with the repressed man and the BBC therapy. OMG!

Newsy · 07-17-2021, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by rodimusprime

Omg this story with the repressed man and the BBC therapy. OMG!

Haha BBC Therapy!

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Apia resurrected · 07-18-2021, 01:57 AM

I am not a man and have no dick in this game.
But Newsy said he would prefer a small one for some activities, small like 6 inches.
Wikipedia:
As of 2015, a systematic review of 15,521 men, and the best research to date on the topic, as the subjects were measured by health professionals, rather than self-measured, has concluded that the average length of an erect human penis is 13.12 cm (5.17 inches) long, while the average circumference of an erect human penis is 11.66 cm (4.59 inches).[1] Flaccid penis length can sometimes be a poor predictor of erect length.

I’m sure every man at KATG is way above average.
Still, this made me a little sad for men.

Newsy · 07-18-2021, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia resurrected

I am not a man and have no dick in this game.
But Newsy said he would prefer a small one for some activities, small like 6 inches.
Wikipedia:
As of 2015, a systematic review of 15,521 men, and the best research to date on the topic, as the subjects were measured by health professionals, rather than self-measured, has concluded that the average length of an erect human penis is 13.12 cm (5.17 inches) long, while the average circumference of an erect human penis is 11.66 cm (4.59 inches).[1] Flaccid penis length can sometimes be a poor predictor of erect length.

I’m sure every man at KATG is way above average.
Still, this made me a little sad for men.

If thata true I guess I just won't be bottoming for many KATG men!

One of their interns pulled out a massive one at an event once, and I said No Thanks!

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07-14-2021, 07:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,381	51: Asshole Behavior Newsychu: Woowee! This episode kicks off with more tales from my life. We talk a little sex therapy, a little revenge ... My life’s got it all! Taking Roderick’s advice, I chose the most controversial guest on the list to dive into. Find out which weasel got my hackles up! 94: Back in the Day w/ Patrice 307: Death Dealers w/ Matt B 764: KATG Marathon - Bobby Mitchell and Noemi 1001: Awesome w/ Myq Kaplan 1219: Bonehead w/ Costaki Economopolous 1424: The Heming Way w/ Marty Beckerman 2011: By the Way 2209: Celebrity Deathmatch w/ Jim Conroy 2427: In the Cards w/ Sara Armour 3111: Man Cave w/ Casey James Salengo, Will Winner, and Patrick Schroeder Guest: Newsy Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email This entire show is available on KATG VIP along with... Access to over 2,700 Keith and The Girl in-studio episodes dating back to March 2005. Constantly updated VIP only podcasts, bonus shows and special offers including: Chemda's What's My Name podcast Keith's My Name Is Keith podcast What Do We Do Now? Andrea's WHAT'S UP, A? Flavor of the Month Bottoms Up with Hennessy Myq Kaplan's Super Hang That's the Show with Danny! The Brother Love Owwwr! Myka Fox & Friends INTERNment podcast All KATGtv episodes A look back with KATG Beginnings episodes Special discounts and offers Click here to get more info about KATG VIP!
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Paige_H Member Join Date: Dec 2019 Posts: 34	I am chuckling heartily at the bomb shelter bedroom rent up charge conversation. I went to Israel in 1999 and fell in love (it’s a cool place, Keith-give it a break ). I hope y’all can visit soon! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keith, The Girl and Newsy like this.
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07-15-2021, 12:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,381	All the beautiful browns. The Girl, Newsy and Paige_H like this.
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07-15-2021, 05:27 AM	#5 (permalink)
Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,773	Keith, German is the most beautiful and gentle language ever. Wer das nicht versteht, hat echt was missverstanden, verdammt und Sauerkraut! Even the other languages in my head agree. Keith niestety nie wie jak ładnie to jest jak się umie mówić po niemiecku. Tak pięknie i spokojnie. Parler l'allemand; c’est très jolie et très belle. Parler d’allemand est supérieur. ( I don’t have the Russian keyboard on, so that has to wait) Newsy and Paige_H like this. Last edited by Apia resurrected; 07-15-2021 at 05:36 AM.
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ThePinkSuperhero Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 324	When I see KATG posters, I will start a game of LICK MY, SUCK MY in the margins, and everyone can play along until I come back to advise what the answer was. Keith, The Girl and Paige_H like this.
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rodimusprime Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,338	Omg this story with the repressed man and the BBC therapy. OMG! Keith and The Girl like this.
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07-18-2021, 01:57 AM	#9 (permalink)
Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,773	I am not a man and have no dick in this game. But Newsy said he would prefer a small one for some activities, small like 6 inches. Wikipedia: As of 2015, a systematic review of 15,521 men, and the best research to date on the topic, as the subjects were measured by health professionals, rather than self-measured, has concluded that the average length of an erect human penis is 13.12 cm (5.17 inches) long, while the average circumference of an erect human penis is 11.66 cm (4.59 inches).[1] Flaccid penis length can sometimes be a poor predictor of erect length. I’m sure every man at KATG is way above average. Still, this made me a little sad for men.
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