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Old 06-18-2006, 11:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will

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If I had known about this I wouldn't have left the Church... Not!
In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground, indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a womans pride in her valley (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: Draw me after you, let us make haste. (Song of Solomon, 1:4)
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Old 06-19-2006, 12:00 AM   #2 (permalink)
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and on post 666.....

the devil made you do it?
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Old 06-19-2006, 03:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
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and on post 666.....

the devil made you do it?
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Old 06-19-2006, 03:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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William,

You can always go back to the church. They just might make you use the backdoor now, but that's what you want anyway, so what the hay..

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If I had known about this I wouldn't have left the Church... Not!
In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground, indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a womans pride in her valley (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: Draw me after you, let us make haste. (Song of Solomon, 1:4)
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Old 06-19-2006, 08:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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666 for me, 66 for you
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Old 06-19-2006, 09:23 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2006, 09:41 AM   #7 (permalink)
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If I had known about this I wouldn't have left the Church... Not!
In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground, indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a womans pride in her valley (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: Draw me after you, let us make haste. (Song of Solomon, 1:4)
i'm no bible thumper, but those interpretations are reaching a bit. like this one that seems to encourage masturbation: Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might - Ecc. 9:10. but since anal is allowed in jewishness, i guess it's a possibility.
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