Andy Rooney dead at 92

[Cart Horse]

^ /chuckle

[moderndrifter]

I wonder what his last words were? I'm sure they weren't pleasant! Perhaps he told his family to f**k off?!

[fluxquanta]

Is it bad that my first thought was, "I can't wait to hear what Keith has to say about this."

Or better yet, "You ever wonder what Keith's thoughts will be about Andy Rooney dying? I remember when he wasn't dead. Those were simpler times," or some such bullshit like that.

[Cretaceous Bob]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

Besides the jokes that will drop all over the place, when he said he was retiring, my first thought was that he would die shortly after.

seems like people like him, who work until they're octuagenarians, die as soon as they retire (unless he retired BECAUSE he was ill). Its like they have no reason to survive when their only purpose ceases.

I think it's more that the only reason to ever quit a job where you just sit at a desk and complain about things to a camera is if you're about to die.

[Junkenstein]

you never know (OoooOOOooooOOOOO Scaryyyyyy)

"and now for a few minutes with Zombie Andy Rooney"

"I dont really understand being a zobie. Things i dont get are Brains, Blisters, Rotting Teeth, Greenish Organs....."

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by Cretaceous Bob

I think it's more that the only reason to ever quit a job where you just sit at a desk and complain about things to a camera is if you're about to die.

This. I figured he must have retired due to a serious illness.

[dannyhatch]

I hope he stays dead.

[phooey]

Originally Posted by Nihility

Andy Rooney dead at 92 - CBS News

2 months after leaving 60 minutes.

How'd he die?
He died jumping out of an airplane on the back of a crocodile, trying to sky-surf.

If Andy could look up after death ( he didn't believe in God). He probably would say. "you know what I really hate about dying? That the photo of me that people will see is that 92 year old fucker with the eyebrows. What ever happened to young photos in an obituary?". Rip old man.

[djoh615893]

The thing I'll miss about Andy Rooney are the funny bits people do about Andy Rooney