AOL Refuses to Cancel Service for Deceased Woman

[Guy]

Originally Posted by Josh

Zombie AOL would make a good movie. AOL brings the dead back to life to continue billing the deceased.

Then in 20 years make a re-make.

Edit: What should this movie be called?

How 'bout Zombie AOL:My Dead Customer. Then the sequel would be Zombie AOL 2:The Family's Revenge.

[Laphroaig]

Originally Posted by Guy

How 'bout Zombie AOL:My Dead Customer. Then the sequel would be Zombie AOL 2:The Family's Revenge.

All I know is that for Zombie AOL 2:The Family's Revenge the trailer would start with the booming movie voice over dude saying:

"20 years later they brought him back...and this time he's not alone."
"This time he's fighting for his family...this time he's fighting for all of us."
"This time AOL messed with the wrong zombie."

The voice over would be on top of a sequence of the zombie looking over a pile of card statements and seeing 20 years of AOL payments on his old card, and when that was cancelled, payments on the credit card statements of random family members.

Then we would cut to a shot of the zombie crying while on the phone to AOL customer service trying to cancel the account.