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Old 05-30-2008, 08:56 PM   #111 (permalink)
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All the best parking spots AND extra attention from the Ho's.

Damn You Cripples!!!

:screaming at the sky face with both fists up:
You should have ended that with 'gets up and walks away
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I have been to strip clubs. I've never seen a dancer freaked out by my disability. Nor have I been seen as an easy mark. In most cases I get more for less. A lot of dancers let me get away with a lot. I've sucked on their tits, had them rubbing my cock through my shorts, they'll maneuver their snatches over my foot so I can rub, etc...
Once at a club in NYC a dancer let me eat her out in a private room, I only had to buy one dance that lasted three or four songs. So I got Keith beat there.[/QUOTE]


well who knew ho's could be so kind??
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I have been to strip clubs. I've never seen a dancer freaked out by my disability. Nor have I been seen as an easy mark. In most cases I get more for less. A lot of dancers let me get away with a lot. I've sucked on their tits, had them rubbing my cock through my shorts, they'll maneuver their snatches over my foot so I can rub, etc...
Once at a club in NYC a dancer let me eat her out in a private room, I only had to buy one dance that lasted three or four songs. So I got Keith beat there.[/QUOTE]


well who knew ho's could be so kind??[/QUOTE]

Ho's heed karma too
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Old 05-30-2008, 09:01 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Fists and walking?

c'mon, gimme this one.
Alright fair enough
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Old 05-30-2008, 09:17 PM   #115 (permalink)
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My ex, it would take her days to clean it up.
Is she a crip too? Or just bad at cleaning?
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Old 05-30-2008, 09:20 PM   #116 (permalink)
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Is she a crip too? Or just bad at cleaning?
She's not a crip, just incredibly lazy.
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Old 05-30-2008, 09:25 PM   #117 (permalink)
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where do you wear your watch and do you play football oh and how do you keep your hands warm when you drive if its cold or hold a hot drink when its cold out
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Old 05-30-2008, 09:28 PM   #118 (permalink)
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Do you have one trick that wows people

My god son has a friend who's is a midget, he can kick himself in the forehead utterly amazing to me.
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Old 05-30-2008, 09:29 PM   #119 (permalink)
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where do you wear your watch and do you play football oh and how do you keep your hands warm when you drive if its cold or hold a hot drink when its cold out
On my cock with my cock oh and with my balls
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Old 05-30-2008, 09:31 PM   #120 (permalink)
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Do you have one trick that wows people

My god son has a friend who's is a midget, he can kick himself in the forehead utterly amazing to me.
Ummm I guess people are impressed with how I can open a can of beer/soda with my teeth.

Midgets freak me the fuck out.
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