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Old 05-30-2008, 10:42 PM   #121 (permalink)
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Does it take less alcohol to get you drunk becasue you don't have pesky arms and leg to soak up to booze?
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Old 05-30-2008, 10:50 PM   #122 (permalink)
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Does it take less alcohol to get you drunk becasue you don't have pesky arms and leg to soak up to booze?
Yes it does
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:27 PM   #123 (permalink)
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Is it better if someone stares straight at you in public or completely looks the other way?? I never know how to handle disabled people in places. If I look, I feel awkward because I'm sure they get that all the time. But if I just ignore them, I feel rude because I think they're thinking that I just can't handle their cripness. I know you don't represent the entire cripple community, but it would be nice to get some kind of feedback on this.

And have you ever gotten freaky with your caretaker? I just figure if theres that much intimate contact all the time and you're not 80 years old and disgusting then something is bound to happen.

Oh and this is better than a Christmas present. Way to let everyone know that crips are people too!
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:38 PM   #124 (permalink)
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Is it better if someone stares straight at you in public or completely looks the other way?? I never know how to handle disabled people in places. If I look, I feel awkward because I'm sure they get that all the time. But if I just ignore them, I feel rude because I think they're thinking that I just can't handle their cripness. I know you don't represent the entire cripple community, but it would be nice to get some kind of feedback on this.

And have you ever gotten freaky with your caretaker? I just figure if theres that much intimate contact all the time and you're not 80 years old and disgusting then something is bound to happen.

Oh and this is better than a Christmas present. Way to let everyone know that crips are people too!
Just call me Cripple Clause.

If you're gonna stare, stare! If you get caught don't turn away like a fucking teenager looking at the girl he likes. Say hello or nod or something, it'll ease the tension.

I have never gotten freaky with an attendant. There was one I would have loved to fuck around with, but she wouldn't have it. All the rest have been older, overweight women.
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:56 PM   #125 (permalink)
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I bet a few of them are hot to trot tho'
[what am I from? the fuckin '40's?]

But srsly, have you ever had to reject the advances of an unattractive caretaker? How uncomfortable is that?
It's never happened, I've never had to turn any of them down. Nobody wants cripple cock
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Old 05-31-2008, 12:01 AM   #126 (permalink)
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except the strippers that give U a discount

If we're ever in the same city together can we go to a strip club together? I'll buy. Just hoping for some carry-over benefits....
Strippers love my friends! You bet.
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Old 05-31-2008, 03:41 AM   #127 (permalink)
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Do you prefer jam or marmalade?

My dad swears that marmalade kicks the ass outta jam, but I can hardly tell the difference.

Also do most one legged/footed prefer their jam/mamrmalade on toast, bagel or eng muffin?

I'm gonna go with a sample size of one here, since your demographic is a bit limited.
Marmelade for sure. I don't know any other people like me so I declare that we all like marmelade more. Anyone who disagrees should die.
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Old 05-31-2008, 03:53 AM   #128 (permalink)
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It's never happened, I've never had to turn any of them down. Nobody wants cripple cock
Not necessarily true...

I seem to remember DJ Quad saying he got fucked by a nurse..

http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitec...2005-05-11.mp3
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Not necessarily true...

I seem to remember DJ Quad saying he got fucked by a nurse..

http://media.libsyn.com/media/shitec...2005-05-11.mp3
Well DJ Quad is lucky.
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Old 05-31-2008, 03:58 AM   #130 (permalink)
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Which is hardest?

A] Being awesome
B] Having zero arms
C] Getting a live person on the phone when internet is down
D] 2nd life sex w/ some wiccan
C. The rest is cake
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