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Old 05-29-2008, 05:03 PM   #11 (permalink)
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That's awesome! I play online a lot but have never played in a casino. The nearest casinos poker room is high stakes,
There is one regular guy at my casino who is missing one hand and only has a partial hand on the other side. Whenever he wins a pot, which is often, he sticks out the arm with the missing hand to the person next to him and says, "Give me some nub!"
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There is one regular guy at my casino who is missing one hand and only has a partial hand on the other side. Whenever he wins a pot, which is often, he sticks out the arm with the missing hand to the person next to him and says, "Give me some nub!"
HAHAHA! I bet the reactions are fucking priceless.

btw are you cancer free now?
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:07 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I have one small left leg and foot and I use that to type.
But have your small left leg and foot adapted to become extra-strong? Could you (theoretically) kill a man with them?

Like how blind people have amazing hearing.
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:09 PM   #14 (permalink)
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But have your small left leg and foot adapted to become extra-strong? Could you (theoretically) kill a man with them?

Like how blind people have amazing hearing.
No. I use my telekineses for killing/smacking a ho.
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:19 PM   #15 (permalink)
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what about sex???

i'm sure u must be properlly into Suck a Dick Wednesday
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:24 PM   #16 (permalink)
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where did i put my sunglasses.
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:25 PM   #17 (permalink)
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HAHAHA! I bet the reactions are fucking priceless.

btw are you cancer free now?
Yes I am...Although I am still living with the effects of the treatments. Those are slowly going away too.
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:30 PM   #18 (permalink)
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How do you zip up after taking a piss

And is it a real bitch when you are drunk
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How do you jerk w/out arms? Just Curious
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:10 PM   #20 (permalink)
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what about sex???

i'm sure u must be properlly into Suck a Dick Wednesday
I love sex, I don't get as much as I'd like, but I'm far from a virgin.

I have never experienced suck a dick Wednesday. I still need to get a shirt
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