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[marina]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

Did it culminate in a steamy dream starring the two of us?

sadly, no. i ended up dreaming about my new rat cage all night. Woke up with a headache. Speaking of, how do you deal with child proof caps on shit like headache pills?

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by marina

sadly, no. i ended up dreaming about my new rat cage all night. Woke up with a headache. Speaking of, how do you deal with child proof caps on shit like headache pills?

Some I can open. Like the ones where you have to push down then turn to open. I hold the bottle laying on it's side with my heel, then push down and turn with my foot. But mostly I try to but stuff without the child proofing.

I hope you have better dreams tonight.

[hellbent]

Originally Posted by tocksin

So you say your mother didn't know until after you were born. Wouldn't something like no limbs show up on an ultrasound?

Also, if you knew that a child of yours would have the same condition, would you still want to bring him/her into the world? (asking from both a preconception and postconception perspective).

I can answer this one as we have just had our 1st child. Apparently they only do 1 or 2 ultrasounds, and what everyone is thinking is a 4d ultrasound, where you can see the baby, a regular ultrasound is more like capturing a 2D 'slice'. I was pretty mad that our OB didnt do more ultraounds, but apparntly you only get a few, and 4D scans cost extra. Its like voodoo, our OB just measured her stomach and told us how big the baby was born, it sounded so un-techincial.

Originally Posted by marina

He seems alright. I think what bothers me is that hes only a year older than I am and he's so damn superior. When he's not talking about jesus, or doing tricks for money, he's pretty funny. And if he actually plays all the tricks on people that he claims he does thats hilarious.

I didnt see the videos, but maybe he has a iron cod piece?

Originally Posted by dEadERest

James-san, is there any kind of gadget or device that you've imagined that just isn't out there? I am an industrial designer and would like to facilitate.

Heres a wacky idea - what if someone was able to make like a roller skate or skate board attachment, you could kick with your good foot =p

sorry, bored at work

[DickPound]

If I were to tell you that I have a nasty blister on my foot, would you feel sorry for me?

[TeddyPicker]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

No, I feed myself. I lean down and get the food with my mouth. I hate being fed, unless a beautiful girl offers, then I'm all for it.

Well let me work on the beautiful part and I'd be happy to...smiley face

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by DickPound

If I were to tell you that I have a nasty blister on my foot, would you feel sorry for me?

Totally

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by TeddyPicker

Well let me work on the beautiful part and I'd be happy to...smiley face

You're a chick!?!111one

[TeddyPicker]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

You're a chick!?!111one

yes indeed....or at least last time I checked

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by TeddyPicker

yes indeed....or at least last time I checked

Please send bewbs for verification. I'll let you feed me.

[TeddyPicker]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

Please send bewbs for verification. I'll let you feed me.

I might if the mood sways me...I've been waiting on my Team Whore membership for a while