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Old 05-29-2008, 06:10 PM   #21 (permalink)
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where did i put my sunglasses.
They're on your head
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:11 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Yes I am...Although I am still living with the effects of the treatments. Those are slowly going away too.
Good, I hope you stay that way
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:12 PM   #23 (permalink)
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How do you zip up after taking a piss

And is it a real bitch when you are drunk
When I'm at home I just wear boxers, no zipping required. If I'm out, someones gotta help me.
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:13 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I have 2 left feet, can't dance at all.


Did you ever see the movie Murderball? If so, what do you think of it? I thought it was about the most inspirational documentary I've ever seen, especially some of the bonus features.
I thought Murderball was great. For some reason I identify more with injury victims then I do with people with congenital defects.
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:14 PM   #25 (permalink)
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How do you jerk w/out arms? Just Curious
I have my ways
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:20 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I have my ways
I'm not satisfied with that answer. I'm insanely curious. PM me details?
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:26 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I'm not satisfied with that answer. I'm insanely curious. PM me details?
No, I said I would answer everything honestly.

I'll grab an old towel or shirt or a rag from the dirty clothes hamper, lay it out on the ground and literally rub one out. Then back in the hamper and to the wash.

< officially embarrassed.
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:26 PM   #28 (permalink)
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do u ever feel like people are patronising you/ being condescending because of your handicap??

what do you do about it ?
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:29 PM   #29 (permalink)
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do u ever feel like people are patronising you/ being condescending because of your handicap??

what do you do about it ?
All the time. People associate disability with retardation daily. I deal with it depending on the situation.

Usually telling them I'd appreciate being spoken to like the educated adult I am gets my message across.
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:33 PM   #30 (permalink)
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No, I said I would answer everything honestly.

I'll grab an old towel or shirt or a rag from the dirty clothes hamper, lay it out on the ground and literally rub one out. Then back in the hamper and to the wash.

< officially embarrassed.
QFT.

You are a fascinating man. Wow.

How do you wipe your ass?
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