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[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by typicallistener

where did i put my sunglasses.

They're on your head

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by gumby013

Yes I am...Although I am still living with the effects of the treatments. Those are slowly going away too.

Good, I hope you stay that way

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by st0l3n

How do you zip up after taking a piss

And is it a real bitch when you are drunk

When I'm at home I just wear boxers, no zipping required. If I'm out, someones gotta help me.

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

I have 2 left feet, can't dance at all.


Did you ever see the movie Murderball? If so, what do you think of it? I thought it was about the most inspirational documentary I've ever seen, especially some of the bonus features.

I thought Murderball was great. For some reason I identify more with injury victims then I do with people with congenital defects.

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by cubbybear

How do you jerk w/out arms? Just Curious

I have my ways

[rachel]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

I have my ways

I'm not satisfied with that answer. I'm insanely curious. PM me details?

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by rachel

I'm not satisfied with that answer. I'm insanely curious. PM me details?

No, I said I would answer everything honestly.

I'll grab an old towel or shirt or a rag from the dirty clothes hamper, lay it out on the ground and literally rub one out. Then back in the hamper and to the wash.

< officially embarrassed.

[TeddyPicker]

do u ever feel like people are patronising you/ being condescending because of your handicap??

what do you do about it ?

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by TeddyPicker

do u ever feel like people are patronising you/ being condescending because of your handicap??

what do you do about it ?

All the time. People associate disability with retardation daily. I deal with it depending on the situation.

Usually telling them I'd appreciate being spoken to like the educated adult I am gets my message across.

[rachel]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

No, I said I would answer everything honestly.

I'll grab an old towel or shirt or a rag from the dirty clothes hamper, lay it out on the ground and literally rub one out. Then back in the hamper and to the wash.

< officially embarrassed.

QFT.

You are a fascinating man. Wow.

How do you wipe your ass?