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[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by Mikey

ok so... how do u drink? sorry if thats a kinda weird q

With a cup, I just pick it up with my teeth. Same with cans. I only use straws for glasses. I broke a glass in my mouth once, not fun.

[Zim]

Dude, I had to drink like that once when I broke my arms. It's amazing what you can learn to do with your teeth and how many things you suddenly discover are fragile. Solo cups were my friends.

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by Zim

Dude, I had to drink like that once when I broke my arms. It's amazing what you can learn to do with your teeth and how many things you suddenly discover are fragile. Solo cups were my friends.

I find solo cups to be flimsy

[TeddyPicker]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

I find solo cups to be flimsy

1 cripple, 1 cup.

[264]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

Also, JOS.

You should not feel like an asshole for thinking that. Disabled people are no different than anyone else. We can be exploitative (is that a word), manipulative, etc...
Simply being crippled does not hold us above criticism.

I'm going to feel like a douche, but I'm asking anyway.

In reference to this, would you really prefer if people didn't give a shit about your handicap? I'm always annoyed by groups that call for equality but then request special treatment. Now, this isn't in reference to requiring physical aid, but more like "Don't make fun of him, he's handicapped," or "Give him the last bag of Skittles." I mean, I'd pick you up if you fell, but dude, the fucking Skittles are going with me.

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by 264

I'm going to feel like a douche, but I'm asking anyway.

In reference to this, would you really prefer if people didn't give a shit about your handicap? I'm always annoyed by groups that call for equality but then request special treatment. Now, this isn't in reference to requiring physical aid, but more like "Don't make fun of him, he's handicapped," or "Give him the last bag of Skittles." I mean, I'd pick you up if you fell, but dude, the fucking Skittles are going with me.

Yes. I want equality in all ways. Make fun of me for being handicapped! Treat me like everyone else. I don't want special treatment, just equal. And you can keep your skittles, I don't like 'em.

[aptmunich]

What? You don't like skittles? Fuck you!

New question: Would you be willing to become a Canadian astronaut?
https://ra-ar.space.gc.ca/rs/phase1/...te.asp?lang=en

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by aptmunich

What? You don't like skittles? Fuck you!

New question: Would you be willing to become a Canadian astronaut?
https://ra-ar.space.gc.ca/rs/phase1/...te.asp?lang=en

I don't think I meet any of those requirements. Would be fun though

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

And you can keep your skittles, I don't like 'em.

seriously though James, fuck you

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by dEadERest

seriously though James, fuck you

Thank you, sir.