Ask A Cripple

The Gunner · 07-13-2008, 02:16 PM

oh, wait, this may have been asked already, but it just hit me, do you use a mouse, or some other way to click on shite?

NoArmsJames · 07-13-2008, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by aptmunich

That sucks...

but seriously - good to see you posting buddy!

Jeremy, there's a package I'd like to send apt...

NoArmsJames · 07-13-2008, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by The Gunner

If they ask you something like "what happened?" Do you just drop your head and say "well, it was something we now refer to as the weed-wacker incident."

Also, you want them dead? I could hook that up for you.

No, I just tell them so they'll leave me to my beer

NoArmsJames · 07-13-2008, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by DickTodd

Do people call you Jimmy a lot? If so does it piss you off? Weird question, I know, but I was wondering.

They don't, but it would piss me off

NoArmsJames · 07-13-2008, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Gunner

oh, wait, this may have been asked already, but it just hit me, do you use a mouse, or some other way to click on shite?

Mouse

The Gunner · 07-14-2008, 03:29 PM

How do you use it? I'm guessing the same way you use your chair, but I'm still gonna ask.

NoArmsJames · 07-14-2008, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Gunner

How do you use it? I'm guessing the same way you use your chair, but I'm still gonna ask.

With my foot...Or my cock if I'm lighting a smoke.

The Gunner · 07-14-2008, 03:32 PM

Fuck Batman, he can't use a mouse with his cock. You sir, are my new fucking hero.

NoArmsJames · 07-14-2008, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Gunner

Fuck Batman, he can't use a mouse with his cock. You sir, are my new fucking hero.

I'd make a great superhero!

aptmunich · 07-14-2008, 04:57 PM

Rocket-powered awesomeChair FTW!

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