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[marina]

Originally Posted by Stupid Craig's List Whore

I am a divorced professional woman in a committed relationship about to turn 40. I am considered very attractive although I am very tall at 5'10", and not small at 155 lbs with long legs and a 34D! While I would like to try a "younger man" as in 25-32 you must be "exceptional" because I do not suffer immature men at all who don't have substance and style plus I want to be seduced NOT the other way around!

I am attracted to ruggedly handsome, hwp, athletic to a few extra pounds, reasonably fit,taller than 5'10", very smart, well-spoken, advanced degreed, success-oriented, refined, suit wearing, worldly men like my own man....but younger? I am not interested in boys, cowboys, wannabe's, big talkers, players, or much of what I have seen on CL so far just reading here, but then it is free - and it only takes one.

Write something intelligent about yourself and how you fit this particular post with a photo that has a clear presentation of your face and body. No nudes or anything offensive please. My man and I will review then and I will get back to you if interested, and we can chat then hopefully meet-up and try this next week or at least soon. Not interested in endless emails, games, drama, so let's move along and have some fun. We are both straight, ddf, clean, non-smoker and tested and you must be too. If in doubt re-read this post before you waste your time and mine because I am serious about my being with a young man and maybe a threesome if it goes well.

How do you tell your man, "BTW, I wanna fuck strangers. They should be just like you, but not as old"

This woman sounds like a demanding weird whore. Also, if she expects a serious answer from a CL ad, she's also delusional.

[zmieer]

First time poster, almost feels unreal posting in such an epic thread. I've just read through all 66 pages and considering reading it all again (ye, I'm bored, but it is fantastic reading).

Anyway, 21 year old swedish snuser here. And that is how I found you James, through some random snus forum investigating how people in other contries view snus. Read your posts on your snus blog too, and I have some things to point out regarding that, but first, a question:

If you would try lös snus, how would do you "bake" it (direct translation from swedish)?

I remember when first starting to use lös and it took me a week or two to get it right, and I still have troubles doing it with one hand. I bet you find a solution for it, and you should, because as an authentic swedish snuser (who knows everything about snus and is always right ) I must say that the difference between portion and lös is like the difference between a cigarette rolled in toilet paper and an aged hand-rolled maduro cigar. I'm not exaggerating. Myself I use Grov lös almost exclusively and would love to hear what you have to say about it. And I would also like to point out that if you liked Göteborgs rapé you must try Tre Ankare which imo tastes less like fern and bark, and more like an early morning by a lake with dew hanging in the air and naked girls lying in the grass, pale and lovely.

Sorry for the big post, just seemed to important not to leave anything out.

[punk'n]

Originally Posted by zmieer

First time poster, almost feels unreal posting in such an epic thread. I've just read through all 66 pages and considering reading it all again (ye, I'm bored, but it is fantastic reading).

Anyway, 21 year old swedish snuser here. And that is how I found you James, through some random snus forum investigating how people in other contries view snus. Read your posts on your snus blog too, and I have some things to point out regarding that, but first, a question:

If you would try lös snus, how would do you "bake" it (direct translation from swedish)?

I remember when first starting to use lös and it took me a week or two to get it right, and I still have troubles doing it with one hand. I bet you find a solution for it, and you should, because as an authentic swedish snuser (who knows everything about snus and is always right ) I must say that the difference between portion and lös is like the difference between a cigarette rolled in toilet paper and an aged hand-rolled maduro cigar. I'm not exaggerating. Myself I use Grov lös almost exclusively and would love to hear what you have to say about it. And I would also like to point out that if you liked Göteborgs rapé you must try Tre Ankare which imo tastes less like fern and bark, and more like an early morning by a lake with dew hanging in the air and naked girls lying in the grass, pale and lovely.

Sorry for the big post, just seemed to important not to leave anything out.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

And welcome to the forums.


Yipee! I got one!

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by zmieer

First time poster, almost feels unreal posting in such an epic thread. I've just read through all 66 pages and considering reading it all again (ye, I'm bored, but it is fantastic reading).

Anyway, 21 year old swedish snuser here. And that is how I found you James, through some random snus forum investigating how people in other contries view snus. Read your posts on your snus blog too, and I have some things to point out regarding that, but first, a question:

If you would try lös snus, how would do you "bake" it (direct translation from swedish)?

I remember when first starting to use lös and it took me a week or two to get it right, and I still have troubles doing it with one hand. I bet you find a solution for it, and you should, because as an authentic swedish snuser (who knows everything about snus and is always right ) I must say that the difference between portion and lös is like the difference between a cigarette rolled in toilet paper and an aged hand-rolled maduro cigar. I'm not exaggerating. Myself I use Grov lös almost exclusively and would love to hear what you have to say about it. And I would also like to point out that if you liked Göteborgs rapé you must try Tre Ankare which imo tastes less like fern and bark, and more like an early morning by a lake with dew hanging in the air and naked girls lying in the grass, pale and lovely.

Sorry for the big post, just seemed to important not to leave anything out.

I've been thinking about that. As far as I can tell, there's no way I'd be able to bake it by hand, or foot as the case may be. Since los stays together after baking pretty well, I have a feeling I could use an ICEtool, but I'm hesitant to buy one just in case it doesn't work. Sucks too 'cause I've got a can of Elixyr Los I got as a free gift.

I'll add Tre Ankare to my next order

[marina]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

I've been thinking about that. As far as I can tell, there's no way I'd be able to bake it by hand, or foot as the case may be. Since los stays together after baking pretty well, I have a feeling I could use an ICEtool, but I'm hesitant to buy one just in case it doesn't work. Sucks too 'cause I've got a can of Elixyr Los I got as a free gift.

I'll add Tre Ankare to my next order

So I'm assuming that you're enjoying the Swedish tobacco product?

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by marina

So I'm assuming that you're enjoying the Swedish tobacco product?

*in my best gay voice* LOVE IT!

[marina]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

*in my best gay voice* LOVE IT!

Did you vote?

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by marina

Did you vote?

Sure did, early even

[marina]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

Sure did, early even

Yay!

[standardman]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

I've been considering it. I'm going over ideas for what I could talk about, if I'd want someone to do it with me, etc... I need a headset mic too.

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