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Believe it or not it got forced on me. I had a roommate who also served as my attendant for a couple of years. He got a great opportunity and moved to FL I couldn't find a suitable replacement so I was alone. I love it now, but was apprehensive at first. |
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It only goes 5 1/2 mph and I cannot get in and out myself The absolute worst is when some little fuck tries to grab the controls on my chair, and the parents do nothing because 'he's curious'. Will he be curious when a 300 pound wheelchair crushes him because I couldn't cut the power in time? Never |
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Yes, at a club in Scottsdale. It was a girl in the mens room. Yes. Anyone who says I'm wasting the states resources and should be in a nursing home It's cool, but not as cool as druling while I try to form a coherent sentence. I'm never picked, just used as target practice. |
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haha! aww, the pic of you on the phone is adorable!
I can't even shake Doogler's hand, because he's missing half of a finger, and i'm all "ew, totes gross!" It's gotta suck that there's immature people out there like me. anyways, do you find Bob Oblong to be a source of inspiration in life? I mean, he had a full family and everything. ![]() aaand not so much of a question, but more of a request. penis pics? i know i'm not the only one curious to see you naked. this is all in the name of science, of course. i ain't no faggit. |
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Who do you think was the inspiration for Bob Oblong? It's highly unlikely you will get penis pics of me. I assure you it's an ordinary penis, no different then I'm sure you've seen thousands of times. |
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Awesome.jpg You win this round... but maybe No1KATGHottie will have a better chance than me. ![]() |
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