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Have you ever won a Special Olympics event, eg Polevault, Discus Throw, Swimming?
What do you do when you go to a party (if you go to parties) if the house has no ramp? Bring the party outside? When you see some ridiculously obese person riding on one of their scooters, does it annoy you in the least? Do do you blame your parents for not exterminating you when they had the chance? I know I blame mine, and I'm hardly even that handicapped. Is there a hierarchy in the handicapped community? For instance, if two of you get to the last handicapped spot in a crowded parking lot, how do you decide who takes it? If ever you come across a handicap spot next to the last free regular spot in the lot, will you take the regular one to spite all us assholes who do the equivalent when we "just have to run in for a minute?" What is a normal day for you like? Obviously there's things you have to do that nobody else does--what are they? In your honest opinion, if you were to engage in a steel cage match with a kid with progeria, half a dozen marmosets, and a Simon Says console who would be the predator and who would be the prey? If you told one of your nurses to shave your junk, would they have to do it?
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I'm usually in my manual wheelchair in a situation like that so I have someone carry me in. But here in PHX, most houses have no stairs. Yes No, I like my life. I have no idea since I'm not really involved in the handicapped community, and I don't drive. I don't drive My days are boring as hell, most of it is spent on the computer. I'm pretty sure I don't do anything you don't do, I just do it differently. I would be the hunter. The Simon consoles flashing lights and sounds would distract the marmosets and the kid while I went in for the kill I don't have nurses. Just an attendant. And she already shaves it for me ![]() |
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You sir, are awesome.
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