AWAKE

[Keith]

AWAKE is on iTunes. If you bought it there please take a second to review and star it up.

If you don't own it yet, get it here: www.KATG.com/NEW

Thank you, as always, for your support. I'm very excited.

[memecherry]

Originally Posted by Keith

My latest stand-up album, AWAKE, is now exclusively available on iTunes, and now is the key time to pick it up.

Thank you, as always, for your support. I'm very excited.

KATG.com/AWAKE

Congrats!!! It was amazing to be there in person!!

Hope to get you & Chemda on my pod next time I make the pilgrimage out to KATG week

[The Girl]

Congrats to Keith!

And thank you all for supporting his FOURTEENTH album!!

What a psycho!


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[BadAsh]

Hi Keith, I just want to throw this out there – don't you feel like you are cockblocking your audience by constantly talking about uncircumcised dicks?

Like, this track goes on for over 6 minutes about how much you hate uncut dicks, and those people are IN your audience right at that moment! Since there had to be at least some uncut ppl there.

So they paid money to come and see you, and then you are insulting their dicks and saying that they are repulsive to women, right to their face! Doesn’t that seem fucked up? And they have to just smile and go along with it. Cringe-inducing.

Nobody likes talking/hearing about it Keith. But especially not while they are held captive in your audience by being polite and supporting your standup

Do you man, but I think it seems messed up to invite ppl to your show and then make the case why they should get laid less/try to make them feel like shit. If you think that's not what you're doing, let me break it to you. It’s making every uncut fan of your feel bad, is that what you want? And it's making every woman who hears it get a warped idea that it's so horrible having sex with uncut men. Watch more porn Keith. There are a fuck load of uncircumcized guys on all the mainstream sites. It doesn’t seem anyone gives a shit. Unless YOU keep ranting over and over about it and cock blocking all those guys.

Way to go man, it’s a literal dick move.

Also let me blow your mind - pull the fucking dick skin back, and guess what it looks like?? A circumcized dick.
I know this is shocking because you'd have no way of knowing. So stupid, this whole thing

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by BadAsh

And it's making every woman who hears it get a warped idea that it's so horrible having sex with uncut men.

YOU keep ranting over and over about it and cock blocking all those guys.

you seem to think Keith has much more influence over his female listeners than he does. god bless him, there's not a sea change happening among us. nobody is stopping anybody from getting their jibblies jubbled. if your cock isn't getting gobbled at a meet-up, that's probably on you.

that being said, show us your dick. is it uncut? i, specifically, want to see it. /hella/ into it. let's go. make me wet, stud. show me how wrong that big bad Keith really is.

[memecherry]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

you seem to think Keith has much more influence over his female listeners than he does. god bless him, there's not a sea change happening among us. nobody is stopping anybody from getting their jibblies jubbled. if your cock isn't getting gobbled at a meet-up, that's probably on you.

that being said, show us your dick. is it uncut? i, specifically, want to see it. /hella/ into it. let's go. make me wet, stud. show me how wrong that big bag Keith really is.

I love you Sparrow

[Keith]

I guess everyone's fake laughter and applause was confusing me, BadAsh, so I kept going. Well, hopefully these disgusting weirdos learned a lesson.

Look, the point isn't that you should kill yourself cause you weren't circumcised. What's not done is done. The point is it's not too late for your kids.

Lord knows you seem satisfied and content with your penis.

Listen, I get it. I said years ago that I get why other countries hate it when we said the USA is #1. It's because it's true. If Spain said THEY were #1, would anybody be mad at them? Of course not. Because it's not true. It's silly.

And your dick is gross. But don't blame me.

You can pull your foreskin back and make it look like a good penis? Fascinating. Do you also buy an Android phone and use an iPhone skin?

No pun on skin.

Now go pull your skin back, jerk off, relax, and wash your folds. I need to go have actual intercourse.

P.S. When we announce the album AWAKE in our personal store, I'll be sure to play this track on the show for everyone to hear.

[Sparrow]

to be clear, Ash, i still need to see your penis; some top down, some hidden away. you choose.

[Keith]

Well I say hide that disgusting dripping dick head for starters.

Or maybe you can pull the garbage back and put a black censored bar on that part so no one vomits on their phones or computers.

[Sparrow]

i /need/ it, Ash. you don't be the reason i change platforms on this. i will blame you.