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[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by BadAsh

I get it Sparrow, this is baffling shit and you can't relate. It's ok. Do you. It's kindof, not really for you

it's not baffling shit. we're picking up what you're putting down about your dick. what i would consider baffling is your taking it so personally. have you been to a comedy show before?

i don't relate, no. i have gold star pussy.

[BadAsh]

Originally Posted by Keith

I couldn't help it. I read your P.S.

Then how does anyone know what I'm talking about? You know they don't look identical you goofy fuck. My dad had a testicle removed and I just saw the aftermath. The surgery had nothing to do with his penis. Guess what? His uncircumcised dick looks NOTHING like mine.

Here you go Keith, I made it easy on you. Click this picture of a dick:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ised_Penis.JPG

Now click this picture of a dick:

http://cdn.so.fantasti.cc/big/m/o/j/...nes_7b9494.jpg



We good?

Now, tell me all about how these are "NOTHING like" your circumcised dick, and nothing like eachother.

Your whole premise, which has been worth you shitting on all uncircumcised guys over, rests on this vast vast difference.
Let's hear it, Keith.

Or like I said before, do they look identical, except one has a flap of skin behind the dickhead, and one has a scar. Someone is really a piece of shit parent if they give their kid the first one, and a great upstanding one if they give them the second one. Someone with that first dick, how do they get through the horror of sex? Life must be a living hell for them

That's what I'm trying to dispel, Keith. You're full of shit

[BadAsh]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

it's not baffling shit. we're picking up what you're putting down about your dick. what i would consider baffling is your taking it so personally. have you been to a comedy show before?

I see what you mean, maybe didn't make it clear before. Consider all of it a response not to his comedy show - which I get, let's say it really is all just harmless jokes. It isn't, he means it, but sure let's just say

-- but rather a response to the genuine/even-toned/meant conversations he has had on his show casually bashing uncut guys as deficient and trying to convince others to agree.

That non-joking attitude is what I mainly take to task, not the CD track. The track is just sort of an Andrew Dice Clay-style (when he was bashing gays as a joke on stage) cherry on top

[Sparrow]

look, we all disgust Keith. chances are, there's more about you that disturbs him more deeply than your cock fwobble. who cares. it's irrational bullshit. let him tire himself out. pro tip: let this roll of your back. it'll give you time to gird your loins for the crusade you've begun, mary.

[Keith]

Originally Posted by BadAsh

Ah, you're basing it on your elderly Dad's testicle-removal aftermath dick.
Now I'm seeing the issue

No, moron, I just saw that for the first time the other day when I visited them on the 4th.

That happened to catch my eye. I won't know the other points you made. I'm sure they were gem.

[BadAsh]

Originally Posted by Keith

No, moron, I just saw that for the first time the other day when I visited them on the 4th.

That happened to catch my eye. I won't know the other points you made. I'm sure they were gem.

Well, that was supposed to be a joke on my part.. but it's extremely dry humor that doesn't come across. I'm not dumb enough to actually literally think your Dad is what you are basing your opinion on. Sorry about that falling flat. Understandable because I get this isn't a joy filled fun time conversation and I am not at all hilarious



Ok this just occurred to me Keith, about this point of yours:

Originally Posted by Keith

Then how does anyone know what I'm talking about?

Everyone knows about it Keith because it is a well known stigma. And you are helping continue to spread it. That's the point. It's currently cool and ok in our culture to degrade uncircumcised dicks as gross, and therefore all kinds of people, plenty of them without actually having experience with uncut dicks, DO degrade them. Thus, everyone knows what you're talking about.


So, Keith have you heard the stigma or rumor "Jews are cheap"? Have you ever heard the idea before "Asian people are bad drivers"? Have you ever heard the bullshit concept of "black people really like chicken and watermelon"?

Keith - how?


We both know these are false and degrading bullshit stereotypes. But how could they be, because you know what I'm talking about.
(Just to verify, you do, right?)


And if you said things along those lines in your standup - I don't know if people would laugh per se, maybe or maybe not depending on how edgy or how high a threshold for hackyish jokes they have - but would they know what you're talking about?

Keith, but how the fuck could they? Again we both know these are stupid ass stereotypes..



So ohhhhh, it turns out, "everyone knowing what you're talking about" is not proof something is real. It certainly COULD be real, but it's equally possible that it is false bullshit, even though everyone has heard of it. Get it?

So when you think about it, all those people actually do NOT necessarily "know what you're talking about" - meaning the actual fact/actual real things about the people mentioned in the statement. Like they know the stereotype you're talking about, for sure. But unless they have seen them, or fucked, or sucked uncircumcised dicks, their "knowing" is really just going off of that same hearsay stigma that you are, isn't it?

Tell me what you think about this mindblowing notion. And also, how do you think stereotypes continue?







..Yeah, I get this whole comment is dripping with condescension. I'm sorry. I know you're not dumb, just stubborn. I don't know if you've ever been called out with the idea of "shut the fuck up about my dick that you don't know what you're talkng about". If not this is probably strange

I'm sure you are just used to replies by either preaching to the choir circumcised guys, or women who don't know, or if it is an uncut guy you are telling it to, it might be a response like "wew, I mean my uncircumcised dick is ok guys, I was born with it and make it work for me, so ya know, I'll just keep doing my best with it"

I'm here to blow your mind with the concept of not only is it ok, fuck you for your condescension it implying that anything about it isn't or shouldn't be ok. Anything getting through Keith?




Here's another angle to grasp the concept - that you are telling a person "circumcise your son so that his dick is not disgusting....... like yours." Let's say they agree with your advice and they do circumcise their son - which would be fine, by the way. Anyone should decide for themselves if they want to or not for their son, just not for your horseshit false reasons.

But if they DID do it for your reason of "uncircumcised dicks are gross" - how do they reconcile that with THEIR current dick that they still have? Yes their son is good, but they.. should just go forward living life, knowing they have a disgusting piece of shit dick? But maybe they can feel happy about their son's dick, and live vicariously through it?

Think it out, Keith, the implications of your advice to men. Does that make it make more sense why it's shitty?



Maybe you are saying all guys period, adults included, need to go out and get circumcised. Well, if so that would at least be consistent, and not be advising uncircumcised adults "accept that your dick is def a piece of shit, but just live with it and do your best, your son's can be better"

But how do you not get that's like saying all of ____ should go out and get plastic surgery, like, because they really need to because of the repulsiveness of their current state? Is that something you would say to all women of some type? Tell me about how it's ok to say it to uncircumcised guys

AGain, you are saying this to the face of some of your best FRIENDS for all the fuck you know. You don't have xray dick vision, so they may be uncircumcised.

Alright, that's all I can think of for now.





Also about you saying "I didn't read it." It's ok Keith. It kindof doesn't matter what you reply, because the point is to just make it obvious how full of shit you are on this subject.

Maybe if you back up and consider not spreading false bullshit that you don't actually know, that affects other people, I won't feel motivated to tell this to you. But again, it's not like, critical even if you keep doing it. Just know that you are full of shit. And fuck off about uncircumcised dicks. You are not better. That's the main thing to make clear

That felt somewhat fucked up to write, but hey. I'm sorry man. Bye

[BadAsh]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

look, we all disgust Keith. chances are, there's more about you that disturbs him more deeply than your cock fwobble. who cares. it's irrational bullshit. let him tire himself out. pro tip: let this roll of your back. it'll give you time to gird your loins for the crusade you've begun, mary.

I gotcha. Yeah, it's more of like, why not call him out on it? If I was killing myself over it I'd completely agree with you. But I'm up on late work hours anyway, so why not. Fuck his dumb opinion. I'll try not to pop an aneurysim about it

[Keith]

You had me at "Well," but you lost me at "that."

[Keith]

Originally Posted by BadAsh

Everyone knows about it Keith because it is a well known stigma.

I think you meant smegma.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by BadAsh

why not call him out on it?

b/c you look like a bitch.