AWAKE

[Jeannine Stringer]

Nice! Congrats to your new album.

[Keith]

I wasn't thinking. We put up the new store (old one still works - Keith and The Girl Store - it just felt clunky to us) and for the books we said to use BOOK69 for a limited time.

I fucked up. I should have let code BADASH charge you an extra $1 on the stand-up special. Just a little extra... Like foreskin.

www.KATG.com/NEW

[BadAsh]

Originally Posted by memecherry

Is anyone actually reading his encyclopedia long responses?

I sure as hell am not...

Go cry on your uncut dick, I'm out, this is boring now.

Sorry you didn't like them memecherry. I agree, it was a lot. But this one doesn't quite work on me, because I don't care if you read them or not. They weren't FOR you, they were for me.

Originally Posted by memecherry

That he's a pussy...

He's setting up why his wife is gonna leave him so he can blame you & not himself for being a big ole pussy....

Also, not classy. "Big ole pussy" doesn't seem like lady language. Come on now.

Originally Posted by Sparrow

b/c you look like a bitch.

I hear you. I sound much more like a bitch than a badass here. But what do I care about how cool I am, unless I was trying to fuck you guys? Random internet strangers. But I'm not, so I don't care. Sorry.

It's only about giving the alternate perspective that it's not cool degrading someone's body parts, based on wrong information. Sorry you can't see that perspective as being worthwhile to express.

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

ALL comedians do dick jokes. One hits too close to home and this 'comedy fan' is crying.

You either get Keith's comedy and trust his direction. Or you don't. A gigantic TL;DR thread about how Keith shamed your peen - it's just silly.

Yeah, I didn't make it clear enough. I'm not complaining about Keith's JOKE. I'm complaining about Keith's SERIOUS OPINION. Which he has articulated in seriousness many many times. Which is based on inaccurate info. And is degrading to uncut men.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by BadAsh

I didn't make it clear enough. I'm not complaining about Keith's JOKE. I'm complaining about Keith's SERIOUS OPINION. Which he has articulated in seriousness many many times.

If only we could silence this freedom to express ideas and opinions.

Seriously..?

[Keith]

Originally Posted by BadAsh

I'm not complaining about Keith's JOKE. I'm complaining about Keith's SERIOUS OPINION. Which he has articulated in seriousness many many times. Which is based on inaccurate info. And is degrading to uncut men.

I made it up. They're gorgeous. Not funny looking at all. Nothing odd or interesting about that moveable skin.

Somehow my completely made up goofiness got you riled up for some time now, but I just made it up. There's no difference at all.

[BadAsh]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

If only we could silence this freedom to express ideas and opinions.

Seriously..?

Keith's freedom? No, it's ok if he says it. Yeah I'm not saying we should get gestapo and pull the show off the air. It's all good.

As long as he knows if he says some stigmatizing not-based-on-fact view, he might get challenged by other viewpoints. Doesn't seem that crazy.

If he can easily say those opinions to people's faces and act like it's not rude or degrading to them, it should be easy enough to hear opposing views.

[Keith]

It's not your parents' fault. They didn't know better.

Your spiritual belief is the right one, and your dick is perfect. Because it has to be.

I follow.

[BadAsh]

Originally Posted by Keith

I made it up. They're gorgeous. Not funny looking at all. Nothing odd or interesting about that moveable skin.

Somehow my completely made up goofiness got you riled up for some time now, but I just made it up. There's no difference at all.

Keith, I'm not saying you just made it up that there's a difference; I'm saying, how big or important is that difference? Just look at the two pics.

If it really is a major difference that matters a lot, shouldn't it be obvious for anyone to see in those pictures? But you haven't said why it actually matters that they're different

Sure it's odd/interesting for one to have extra skin, and the other to have a scar, but is it odd enough to justify "all dicks should be like ___ one"? I think it's making a mountain out of a molehill, that's all. Why not just be cool with both types and accept both are valid and ok to have? Because millions of men have one type, and millions have the other. So obviously, both are doing ok.

It doesn't need to be one is great so therefore the other is crap. Both, is what I'm saying, both are great at the job of boning

[Keith]

Right. Except one's just a little better and you know it.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by BadAsh

But what do I care about how cool I am, unless I was trying to fuck you guys? Random internet strangers. But I'm not, so I don't care. Sorry.

you don't care sooooooooo much, you /keep/ bringing up this point. we've heard the entirety of your view a dozen times over. from what i can gather, you /do/ care how cool your dick looks, you resolutely will not prove to us how cool it is, the only conclusion i can draw is that you desperately want to fuck Keith.